Meccezan PoP Quiz

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1. What is a "covered wagon"?

a) What Mexicans use for houses
c) The act of farting in a bed and then trapping someone inside it until they turn green
b) Code name for the border patrol
d) I can't think of something to put here

2. When hiding____

a) Start farting to make the border patrol go away
b) Don't worry about anything because your skin blends in with the dirt
c) and they find you offer some crack to them
d) speak Arabic

3. How high is the fence to hop?

a) high enough it takes a nice hop and a fart boost to get over
b) Two fart boosts will do it
c) Stepping on Jose will get you high enough
d) Jesus should be tall enough to give you the lift

4. If the border patrol agent is a fat ass

a) Do a belly dance for him
b) Out run him
c) Offer him some refried beans
d) Beat him with little Jose

5. Once in the country...

a) Call all your friends and welcome them over
b) Find a desperate lady and marry her
c) Send all your money back to your family
d) Start mowing lawns