i sware she looked at least 20

[r00t]

so i was at the bar out in the patio havin a grit and some fine young thang comes up and bums 1 and i chatter her up a bit

anyway she bein real flirty all touchy feely laughin at my sorry ass so i dropped the bomb and she said she was like 37 and her boyfriend was inside and ill basically be forever alone let alone ever score a woman of her caliber

this is the first time i have seen daylight in years and have ever talked to a woman directly and thats why i felt the need to share

[r00t]

thanks man my therapist says its better to share these things than keep them inside

shoot the kids at school

[r00t]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igtHi47B6JU

[r00t]

oh and then some shitty band was playin inside real loud and some old dudes were all like hummin along and my friend barged out with a round of drinks like "This song fucking SUCKS" you couldnt get better comedic timing

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so i was at the bar out in the patio havin a grit and some fine young thang comes up and bums 1 and i chatter her up a bit

anyway she bein real flirty all touchy feely laughin at my sorry ass so i dropped the bomb and she said she was like 37 and her boyfriend was inside and ill basically be forever alone let alone ever score a woman of her caliber

this is the first time i have seen daylight in years and have ever talked to a woman directly and thats why i felt the need to share

Starting talking to your left hand? Enjoy your hanjina bro!

[r00t]

my hands the best sex i ever did had

[Hasbinbad]

nobody touches me like me

[r00t]

sluts n drugs sounds good to me