The Rainbow

[Hasbinbad]

I'm fucking pissed off that only gay people and girls get to enjoy the rainbow anymore. Fucking gay people, stealing symbols that are universally cool!! I mean seriously, WTF?

Why can't I be straight, male, AND enjoy one of these:

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..I mean come the fuck on.. That's a rainboard. Porbably one of the coolest things any of us will EVER see, EVER, but unless we're some cutesy chick or a flamer, we will never get to enjoy it upon fear of eternal ridicule. I'm sure several of you are entertaining the idea of ridiculing me as homosexual JUST for bringing it up. ..but LOOK AT THAT THING.. ..you fucking know it's cool.

In closing: fuck you.