Date tonight

[jeffd]

HOPEFULLY UR DATE SKILLS ARE BETTER THAN UR PVP SKILLS

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lolol

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His date skills are on par with his diet skills

[Twainz]

Originally Posted by jeffd [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

HOPEFULLY UR DATE SKILLS ARE BETTER THAN UR PVP SKILLS

I've very skilled in the arts of seduction. If I start talking to a girl she pretty much melts in my arms. I tend to get bored with them to easy, not enough pixels to be had nawmean.

[jeffd]

real talk tho do something casual yet tite

walk in park followed by museum followed by drinks

movies/shows/dinner prohibited till later stage

listen to lord mustard & u r guaranteed to infect her w/ ur hiv demon seed after a few enjoyable outings

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Originally Posted by Twainz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've very skilled in the arts of seduction. If I start talking to a girl she pretty much melts in my arms. I tend to get bored with them to easy, not enough pixels to be had nawmean.

virgin alert

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by Twainz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've very skilled in the arts of seduction. If I start talking to a girl she pretty much melts in my arms.

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[Kraftwerk]

Were you wearing a suit or tuxedo? From watching movies I am aware that this is key to making a woman want you sexually.

Other key tips/tricks for your future date with her:
-be super chivalrous, open doors (both car and building), offer her your jacket when she is cold, etc
-order her food for her, this show you are assertive and care enough to relieve her of stress of choice, very manly
-only take her to expensive meals, preferably by candlelight
-try to only refer to her as m'lady
-next time decline the offer to go inside at end of date, this shows you are serious about marrying her and don't want to rush things (I have a foolproof step by step that includes holding hands by the third date, kissing by the 10th and sex after marriage)

I will let you know more if I think of them but this is a good intro course

[Twainz]

Originally Posted by jeffd [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

real talk tho do something casual yet tite

walk in park followed by museum followed by drinks

movies/shows/dinner prohibited till later stage

listen to lord mustard & u r guaranteed to infect her w/ ur hiv demon seed after a few enjoyable outings

Technically I have Gyno's strain of hiv so it wouldn't be mine. I just need more time to figure out what class I want her to play.

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be a asshole act like you don't really care

she will be in love in a week

Well this is what I do to fat girls and can't seem to get them up off my balls