Football Sucks

[Lojik]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I talked to my stepdad for about 30 minutes regarding how retarded football is. He doesn't even know the rules of the game yet he took up watching it about a year ago. I don't understand it.

My actual father stopped watching pro football a long time ago. He occasionally watches his alma mater play. College football isn't quite as retarded as pro football.

College football is more retarded than pro football for sure.

[Autotune]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sorry, it must be really tough for you knowing your mom is mentally, emotionally and most of all sexually satisfied by a man who's so dumb he's entertained by football.

Seriously though, does it bother you when people enjoy other television programs? Does Dr Who piss you off? Or is this really a case of you missing your "actual dad" at the holidays? Honestly I'm getting a little oedipal vibe here.

straight to the feels bone.

[moklianne]

Originally Posted by Lojik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

College football is more retarded than pro football for sure.

Its because only a handful of people have any skill in college football. Its easy to roll over the tards if you have an IQ of 90.

[moklianne]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Seriously though, does it bother you when people enjoy other television programs? Does Dr Who piss you off? Or is this really a case of you missing your "actual dad" at the holidays? Honestly I'm getting a little oedipal vibe here.

I just want to add that I hate football and Dr Who. I can't stand it when a brit speaks. Its like nails on a chalkboard.

[Nads]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sorry, it must be really tough for you knowing your mom is mentally, emotionally and most of all sexually satisfied by a man who's so dumb he's entertained by football.

Seriously though, does it bother you when people enjoy other television programs? Does Dr Who piss you off? Or is this really a case of you missing your "actual dad" at the holidays? Honestly I'm getting a little oedipal vibe here.

Jesus.

[Razdeline]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Football sucks. You people are professional spectators and it's dumb as fuck.

That is all.

People usually lash out like this either through rejection, abuse, or just being bad at the sport. If it doesn't work for you, spite it right?

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Razdeline [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

People usually lash out like this either through rejection, abuse, or just being bad at the sport. If it doesn't work for you, spite it right?

Something tells me you wouldn't respond as such had the topic in question been nascar or the kardashians.

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Something tells me you wouldn't respond as such had the topic in question been nascar or the kardashians.

quit making an ass of yourself

[Kagatob]

Oh I'm sorry. I put your precious sacred game of pig skin chasing all male ass grab in the same light as reality tv and driving in circles for hours advertising beer. Such an ass I am. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh I'm sorry. I put your precious sacred game of pig skin chasing all male ass grab in the same light as reality tv and driving in circles for hours advertising beer. Such an ass I am. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

is this you?
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sorry that it's not an animated prepubescent female though because your line of reasoning is applicable to the theory concerning your latent pedophilia.