My best friend just cut off her pinky with a table saw - Page 6

Kaveh · #1 02-09-2021, 02:12 PM

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Lol’d

magnetaress · #2 02-09-2021, 01:27 PM

Why do u hate the Bene Gesserit? Christ?

Gravydoo II · #3 02-09-2021, 01:29 PM

^^ this is funny. (chainsaw jeebuz)
Nothing funny about bringing shame on your family..

HalflingSpergand · #4 02-09-2021, 01:38 PM

Hate Christ? Watch them fingies thats all im sayin ( btw saws are dangerous use at your own risk )

HalflingSpergand · #5 02-09-2021, 02:20 PM

Unmanned? What type of gay club slang is that?

Autistic nazis don't have feelings

Gravydoo II · #6 02-09-2021, 02:24 PM

gimme that christian side hug, that christian side hug. I am a little dense. I hope its enough to take a sword strike.

Mblake81 · #7 02-09-2021, 02:26 PM

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gimme that christian side hug, that christian side hug. I am a little dense. I hope its enough to take a sword strike.

*You hear the beat from your car as you pass by the 321 club*

Gwaihir · #8 02-09-2021, 02:27 PM

There we go. The only unity we're ever gonna find, is that in Christ Jesus.

*Sidehug*

magnetaress · #9 02-09-2021, 02:30 PM

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There we go. The only unity we're ever gonna find, is that in Christ Jesus.

*Sidehug*

That was mean. But oh well.

Gravydoo II · #10 02-09-2021, 02:43 PM

I love this part
19 And the priest shall cause her to swear, and shall say unto the woman: 'If no man have lain with thee, and if thou hast not gone aside to uncleanness, being under thy husband, be thou free from this water of bitterness that causeth the curse;
20 but if thou hast gone aside, being under thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee besides thy husband--
21 then the priest shall cause the woman to swear with the oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman--the LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to fall away, and thy belly to swell;
22 and this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, and make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to fall away'; and the woman shall say: 'Amen, Amen.'
23 And the priest shall write these curses in a scroll, and he shall blot them out into the water of bitterness.
24 And he shall make the woman drink the water of bitterness that causeth the curse; and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her and become bitter.

— Numbers 5, JPS 1917.