My best friend just cut off her pinky with a table saw
 

Holy fucking shit.

Do you guys think Holy will become a swear word one day?

So OP's body would be 3 swear words, instead of just 2?

"get your holy face outa here"

or like, *friend cuts finger off in table saw

"HOLY!"

yeah.. I guess I could see it being a swear one day.

I was thinking that.. like damn thats nearly all just bad words. looks like 3 bad words, cause they kinda go together.. I feel so bad for her. =[

Time for a sewing machine. Hopefully they can fix it. Put it on ice.

Also, why'd she cut it off?

Plz say she was trying to prove she was wolverine

I don't want to be creepy but pinky could also be a euphemism *gentle gulp*

Don't need the pinky really anyways

It was a mistake, obviously. Sawstop is the only way to prevent it but they are 1700.

Please tell me she was trying to prove that men and women are equal.

I hope they got her to the ER in time to save it. Man that hurts just thinking about it I'm really sorry for her :(