If you had a million platinum.......

[skarlorn]

i have not masturbated to 1 million women. that's a lot of women.

lets do some maths.

let's be generous and say you masturbate to 10 women in a single session in your mom's basement. And let's say have a mean of 2 masturbations per day. 140 women per week to whom thou hast touched thy penit.

(i'd like to note that I believe this to be a hypersexual rate which only a minority of lads truly achieve. I will provide my masturbatory stats upon request.)

Supposing this was Millionare Unbrella's masturbation statistic, that's 51,100 women to whom he has touched his weiner per yer.

He would have to masturbate at this rate without fail for 19.56 years in order to do manual sex on himself to 1,000,000 women.

I haven't even been cumming for that many years.

Please share your mast. stats and if you actually qualify for the Million Touch Award.

[Ella`Ella]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i have not masturbated to 1 million women. that's a lot of women.

lets do some maths.

let's be generous and say you masturbate to 10 women in a single session in your mom's basement. And let's say have a mean of 2 masturbations per day. 140 women per week to whom thou hast touched thy penit.

(i'd like to note that I believe this to be a hypersexual rate which only a minority of lads truly achieve. I will provide my masturbatory stats upon request.)

Supposing this was Millionare Unbrella's masturbation statistic, that's 51,100 women to whom he has touched his weiner per yer.

He would have to masturbate at this rate without fail for 19.56 years in order to do manual sex on himself to 1,000,000 women.

I haven't even been cumming for that many years.

Please share your mast. stats and if you actually qualify for the Million Touch Award.

Are you including Wood Elves in your calculation?

[Ravager]

I have a million plat. I'm giving it away slowly but surely, because exping in Crushbone is the epitome of EQ nostalgia and that doesn't cost anything.

[Evia]

Originally Posted by Buriedpast [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I wish I had the means to do the same. Levelling Motec again I made sure to keep a lammy and jade mace, random velium weaps, cheap shit like sword of skyfire, seb scale etc and a bag of 5ac/55hp rings to hand out to the true newbs and starter folks.

It's so rewarding to give back across many people. Sure just say thx like it's nothing, but others we've had cool talks and grind sessions.

P99 truely does shine anywhere below level 60. Moment you don't need xp in this game and decide to raid you face an 80% chance of being a scumlord doodlehead on this server; top end is toxic (I'm dabbling my feet in it tentatively again now) but with some rule changes it could be great.

This is why ive enjoyed agnarr. AA's give me an incentive to play outside of raiding even at max lvl.

[oqrelord]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i have not masturbated to 1 million women. that's a lot of women.

lets do some maths.

let's be generous and say you masturbate to 10 women in a single session in your mom's basement. And let's say have a mean of 2 masturbations per day. 140 women per week to whom thou hast touched thy penit.

(i'd like to note that I believe this to be a hypersexual rate which only a minority of lads truly achieve. I will provide my masturbatory stats upon request.)

Supposing this was Millionare Unbrella's masturbation statistic, that's 51,100 women to whom he has touched his weiner per yer.

He would have to masturbate at this rate without fail for 19.56 years in order to do manual sex on himself to 1,000,000 women.

I haven't even been cumming for that many years.

Please share your mast. stats and if you actually qualify for the Million Touch Award.

Masturbating 3 or more times a day is not outside of the norm. Also, you're forgetting gang bangs, browsing through multiple orgy scenes, and solo,duo, and trio material. If one was to be conservative, you could potentially view 20-30 to over 100 women per session. This is assuming that you're allowing the inclusion of the women up to and before orgasm.

[Nixtar]

I'd be bored. Greatly saddened as I realise that million of plat represent so many wasted hours of my life I'd never ever get back. I'd see a life not lived.

[Utanx]

Buy a fungi and thurg bracer for my monk, then buy a white dragon scale for my bard friend who has been trying to get his epic forever. Then buy newbie weapons and pass them out to newbies.

[Swoosh]

Start a tunnel casino very quietly lol

[patrick210]

if I had a million plat, then it'd be 2012-15 again and id be missing money, cause right now im broke AF and too lazy to grind it back.

Prolly pimp out Vslob in the name of Dslob R.I.P.

[Speedi]

I would do another massive giveaway!

1,000,000pp giveaway sounds much better than a 700,000pp giveaway!