Football Sucks

[radditsu]

It is sometimes just nice to switch off from time to time.

[quido]

Aside from the commercials and the commentators, I think the music they play is the worst. It's so dramatic that it might actually fool people into thinking that football actually matters.

Proles gotta have something I guess

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Aside from the commercials and the commentators, I think the music they play is the worst. It's so dramatic that it might actually fool people into thinking that football actually matters.

Proles gotta have something I guess

Have you seen how much they pay to air those games? I would commercialize every damn moment too. I di wisj there was a way to strip commentators and just have ambient noise. I know football...what they say is often wrong. There is no way Phil Simms won a superbowl because he can't read a coverage for shit.

[Barkingturtle]

I guess what I want to know is this: why don't you just go ask your dad to turn off the game and spend some time with you, Jeremy? Tell him you're leaving soon. He'll never know how you feel if you only express yourself in elf land.

[quido]

I talked to my stepdad for about 30 minutes regarding how retarded football is. He doesn't even know the rules of the game yet he took up watching it about a year ago. I don't understand it.

My actual father stopped watching pro football a long time ago. He occasionally watches his alma mater play. College football isn't quite as retarded as pro football.

[Barkingturtle]

Nobody asked for your life story.

[quido]

ouch

[Barkingturtle]

Sorry, it must be really tough for you knowing your mom is mentally, emotionally and most of all sexually satisfied by a man who's so dumb he's entertained by football.

Seriously though, does it bother you when people enjoy other television programs? Does Dr Who piss you off? Or is this really a case of you missing your "actual dad" at the holidays? Honestly I'm getting a little oedipal vibe here.

[radditsu]

Stop hurting his feels

[Itap]

Damn BT, don't make him cut his wrists