Harrison fat and subsequent quivering jowls cause San Diego power outage

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<kaybee> harrison, the fat mad guy on the internet that everyone rolls his or her eyes at
<Finawin-Harrison> Sorry junkie, that fat joke doesn't work on me
<kaybee> it's not a joke
<kaybee> you really are fat
<Finawin-Harrison> Yeah, gargantuan
<kaybee> not gargantuan
<kaybee> but definitely fat
<Finawin-Harrison> You're a junkie, cheating at emulated everquest...lol do you have any redeeming qualities at all?
<kaybee> man boobs and all that jazz
<kaybee> Of course I do silly
<kaybee> I'm a charming young man
<Finawin-Harrison> I'm 6'1" 195lbs and run 5-10k races, regularly lol
<kaybee> i'm sure =\
<Finawin-Harrison> I'm more in shape than you've probably ever been, and don't destroy my body with copious amounts of heroin
<kaybee> hey man running 5-10k races is pretty good for a fat guy
<kaybee> props
<Finawin-Harrison> Warrior Dash, Rugged Maniac, Tough Mudder, Thanksgiving Day 5k(local)
<Finawin-Harrison> Fucking whale-like "bro." (lowering my communication levels so you can understand it...)
<kaybee> like i said that's pretty good for a fat guy
<kaybee> i'm surprised [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
<kaybee> u would think w/ all that running u wouldn't b so fat ya know?
<kaybee> must just be in your genes
<Finawin-Harrison> I know you're just trolling, but seriously, when you OD next. Remember this moment for me.
<kaybee> i'm not trolling
<kaybee> you really are fat
<kaybee> but w/e makes you feel better buddy
<kaybee> i'd be insecure if I was fat + bitter too so i understand the whole IM NOT FAT I SWEAR I RUN MARATHONS thing
<Finawin-Harrison> I'm not new to the internet. Even a useless junkie isn't this retarded.
<kaybee> look bro
<kaybee> all i'm sayin
<kaybee> is i see your pic
<kaybee> and i see a fat guy
<kaybee> you look in the mirror and see brad pitt i guess
<kaybee> that's cool and all i'm happy that your brain has managed to find a way around the insecurity that obesity can bring
<kaybee> but ya ain't foolin ol' kb
<Finawin-Harrison> Definitely just a junkie troll, and a bad one at that.
<kaybee> okay this is becoming disturbing
<kaybee> you've literally developed some weird defense mechanism where you think you're skinny
<Finawin-Harrison> You're still going. Those holes in your grey matter must be massive by now. You spend more time thinking about how to get high than how to effectively insult, reverting to "ufat" like you're in high school lol
<Finawin-Harrison> broken dopamine receptors rofl
<kaybee> Very few drugs are proven to cause olney's lesions
<kaybee> Disassociatives have been shown to cause them in extremely large doses in rats
<Finawin-Harrison> You have much in common, being both a junkie, and lowlife vermin...
<kaybee> That didn't make any sense
<Reiker> I enjoyed this.
<kaybee> 2 much fat in ur head
<Finawin-Harrison> *yawn* his only response to all of that was "ufat"
<kaybee> mr fat head hehe
<kaybee> all you did was call me a junkie?
<kaybee> not sure where ur dazzling wit was
<Cold> isn't it time for someone to say "no u"
<kaybee> but hay i guess if u can make up a defense mechanism to make yourself think you're skinny anything is possible
<Finawin-Harrison> I set my expectations too high for such a lowlife I suppose. It's a mistake born of being around normal people more often than not I suppose
<kaybee> fattysayswut
<Reiker> i know u r but wut am i
<Finawin-Harrison> I'll use smaller words for your drug-addled "brain"
<Finawin-Harrison> "HURRR ME SMARTER THAN U"
<kaybee> fattysayswut
<kaybee> (btw heroin neither causes olney's lessions or bonds to dopamine receptors)
<Finawin-Harrison> It binds to related transmitters and increases dopamine levels in others. Saying it doesn't bind to dopamine receptors is just nitpicking, but I shouldn't expect a lowly junkie to know anything, ever.
<kaybee> so basically I was right and ur fat + mad about it