Harrison fat and subsequent quivering jowls cause San Diego power outage
 

<kaybee> harrison, the fat mad guy on the internet that everyone rolls his or her eyes at
<Finawin-Harrison> Sorry junkie, that fat joke doesn't work on me
<kaybee> it's not a joke
<kaybee> you really are fat
<Finawin-Harrison> Yeah, gargantuan
<kaybee> not gargantuan
<kaybee> but definitely fat
<Finawin-Harrison> You're a junkie, cheating at emulated everquest...lol do you have any redeeming qualities at all?
<kaybee> man boobs and all that jazz
<kaybee> Of course I do silly
<kaybee> I'm a charming young man
<Finawin-Harrison> I'm 6'1" 195lbs and run 5-10k races, regularly lol
<kaybee> i'm sure =\
<Finawin-Harrison> I'm more in shape than you've probably ever been, and don't destroy my body with copious amounts of heroin
<kaybee> hey man running 5-10k races is pretty good for a fat guy
<kaybee> props
<Finawin-Harrison> Warrior Dash, Rugged Maniac, Tough Mudder, Thanksgiving Day 5k(local)
<Finawin-Harrison> Fucking whale-like "bro." (lowering my communication levels so you can understand it...)
<kaybee> like i said that's pretty good for a fat guy
<kaybee> i'm surprised :)
<kaybee> u would think w/ all that running u wouldn't b so fat ya know?
<kaybee> must just be in your genes
<Finawin-Harrison> I know you're just trolling, but seriously, when you OD next. Remember this moment for me.
<kaybee> i'm not trolling
<kaybee> you really are fat
<kaybee> but w/e makes you feel better buddy
<kaybee> i'd be insecure if I was fat + bitter too so i understand the whole IM NOT FAT I SWEAR I RUN MARATHONS thing
<Finawin-Harrison> I'm not new to the internet. Even a useless junkie isn't this retarded.
<kaybee> look bro
<kaybee> all i'm sayin
<kaybee> is i see your pic
<kaybee> and i see a fat guy
<kaybee> you look in the mirror and see brad pitt i guess
<kaybee> that's cool and all i'm happy that your brain has managed to find a way around the insecurity that obesity can bring
<kaybee> but ya ain't foolin ol' kb
<Finawin-Harrison> Definitely just a junkie troll, and a bad one at that.
<kaybee> okay this is becoming disturbing
<kaybee> you've literally developed some weird defense mechanism where you think you're skinny
<Finawin-Harrison> You're still going. Those holes in your grey matter must be massive by now. You spend more time thinking about how to get high than how to effectively insult, reverting to "ufat" like you're in high school lol
<Finawin-Harrison> broken dopamine receptors rofl
<kaybee> Very few drugs are proven to cause olney's lesions
<kaybee> Disassociatives have been shown to cause them in extremely large doses in rats
<Finawin-Harrison> You have much in common, being both a junkie, and lowlife vermin...
<kaybee> That didn't make any sense
<Reiker> I enjoyed this.
<kaybee> 2 much fat in ur head
<Finawin-Harrison> *yawn* his only response to all of that was "ufat"
<kaybee> mr fat head hehe
<kaybee> all you did was call me a junkie?
<kaybee> not sure where ur dazzling wit was
<Cold> isn't it time for someone to say "no u"
<kaybee> but hay i guess if u can make up a defense mechanism to make yourself think you're skinny anything is possible
<Finawin-Harrison> I set my expectations too high for such a lowlife I suppose. It's a mistake born of being around normal people more often than not I suppose
<kaybee> fattysayswut
<Reiker> i know u r but wut am i
<Finawin-Harrison> I'll use smaller words for your drug-addled "brain"
<Finawin-Harrison> "HURRR ME SMARTER THAN U"
<kaybee> fattysayswut
<kaybee> (btw heroin neither causes olney's lessions or bonds to dopamine receptors)
<Finawin-Harrison> It binds to related transmitters and increases dopamine levels in others. Saying it doesn't bind to dopamine receptors is just nitpicking, but I shouldn't expect a lowly junkie to know anything, ever.
<kaybee> so basically I was right and ur fat + mad about it

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kaybee harrison, the fat mad guy on the internet that everyone rolls his or her eyes at
Finawin-Harrison Sorry junkie, that fat joke doesn't work on me
kaybee it's not a joke
kaybee you really are fat
Finawin-Harrison Yeah, gargantuan
kaybee not gargantuan
kaybee but definitely fat
Finawin-Harrison You're a junkie, cheating at emulated everquest...lol do you have any redeeming qualities at all?
kaybee man boobs and all that jazz
kaybee Of course I do silly
kaybee I'm a charming young man
Finawin-Harrison I'm 6'1" 195lbs and run 5-10k races, regularly lol
kaybee i'm sure =\
Finawin-Harrison I'm more in shape than you've probably ever been, and don't destroy my body with copious amounts of heroin
kaybee hey man running 5-10k races is pretty good for a fat guy
kaybee props
Finawin-Harrison Warrior Dash, Rugged Maniac, Tough Mudder, Thanksgiving Day 5k(local)
Finawin-Harrison Fucking whale-like "bro." (lowering my communication levels so you can understand it...)
kaybee like i said that's pretty good for a fat guy
kaybee i'm surprised :)
kaybee u would think w/ all that running u wouldn't b so fat ya know?
kaybee must just be in your genes
Finawin-Harrison I know you're just trolling, but seriously, when you OD next. Remember this moment for me.
kaybee i'm not trolling
kaybee you really are fat
kaybee but w/e makes you feel better buddy
kaybee i'd be insecure if I was fat + bitter too so i understand the whole IM NOT FAT I SWEAR I RUN MARATHONS thing
Finawin-Harrison I'm not new to the internet. Even a useless junkie isn't this retarded.
kaybee look bro
kaybee all i'm sayin
kaybee is i see your pic
kaybee and i see a fat guy
kaybee you look in the mirror and see brad pitt i guess
kaybee that's cool and all i'm happy that your brain has managed to find a way around the insecurity that obesity can bring
kaybee but ya ain't foolin ol' kb
Finawin-Harrison Definitely just a junkie troll, and a bad one at that.
kaybee okay this is becoming disturbing
kaybee you've literally developed some weird defense mechanism where you think you're skinny
Finawin-Harrison You're still going. Those holes in your grey matter must be massive by now. You spend more time thinking about how to get high than how to effectively insult, reverting to "ufat" like you're in high school lol
Finawin-Harrison broken dopamine receptors rofl
kaybee Very few drugs are proven to cause olney's lesions
kaybee Disassociatives have been shown to cause them in extremely large doses in rats
Finawin-Harrison You have much in common, being both a junkie, and lowlife vermin...
kaybee That didn't make any sense
Reiker I enjoyed this.
kaybee 2 much fat in ur head
Finawin-Harrison *yawn* his only response to all of that was "ufat"
kaybee mr fat head hehe
kaybee all you did was call me a junkie?
kaybee not sure where ur dazzling wit was
Cold isn't it time for someone to say "no u"
kaybee but hay i guess if u can make up a defense mechanism to make yourself think you're skinny anything is possible
Finawin-Harrison I set my expectations too high for such a lowlife I suppose. It's a mistake born of being around normal people more often than not I suppose
kaybee fattysayswut
Reiker i know u r but wut am i
Finawin-Harrison I'll use smaller words for your drug-addled "brain"
Finawin-Harrison "HURRR ME SMARTER THAN U"
kaybee fattysayswut
kaybee (btw heroin neither causes olney's lessions or bonds to dopamine receptors)
Finawin-Harrison It binds to related transmitters and increases dopamine levels in others. Saying it doesn't bind to dopamine receptors is just nitpicking, but I shouldn't expect a lowly junkie to know anything, ever.
kaybee so basically I was right and ur fat + mad about it

has harrison ever typed an insult without appending lol at the end i bet he laughs hysterically at his own jokes irl

confirmed fat

my favorite part was when he was like LOL MAN I JUST TORE HIM A NEW ASSHOLE BY CALLING HIM A JUNKIE AND ALL HE COULD DO WAS SAY UR FAT as if he masterfully crafted some sick burns. Also the I KNOW UR TROLLING THE FUCK OUT OF ME AND IM RAGING OUT ABOUT IT BUT STILL GONNA CONTINUE TO FEED INTO IT AD NAUSEUM.

To be fair, you both seem mad and you're both a couple of fucking losers hanging out in irc on a Friday night when you could be out running marathons or rubbing coke on your nipples while some too-skinny meth-whore fucks her own ass with a hot gack for your amusement. Just sayin', you're both pretty much equally pathetic and you should probably quit pulling one another's hair and just fuck already, homos.

sounds like ur fat also

Damn, really? That's it?

Your mother put up more of a fight, and I was paying the whore good money to let me shit on her.

I am disappoint, son. You've got the repertoire of my twelve year-old niece. Here I was, making you my bitch and now I'm not even sure I want you. I mean, if I just wanted something to abuse I'd find a puppy and see how many twists it takes to remove the fuzzy little head.

Anyway, take it easy, Lil' KB.