Any advice on breakups

[freez]

your wife works? peasant

[Kergan]

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your wife works? peasant

She had a nice 7 years off while my kid made it to grade school age, she can go make some goddamn money now.

[Tradesonred]

Heres my advice

Red99 forums is one of the worst places i can think of to get relationship advice

Youre welcome

[freez]

fat chicks dont count

[Pillage]

I find when my credit card is wracked the escorts stop coming. Its like a break up that handles itself.

[freez]

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[Fame]

saving this thread for later, did not read but cannot wait

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Disrespect em and they'll never leave.

Gotta be strong if you wanna be the only one dick punching her ham wallet.

[Master Roshi]

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[Malevz]

Didn't read any of the thread, here's the best relationship advice you'll ever get though, whether you accept it or not is up to you:

There are 8.7 million species in the world, approximately 20 of which mate for life. That's 0.000002299%. If you think humans are one of those you would be wrong. The chances of meeting someone at the same place in life as you, and similar enough to you to make a go of it are slim. The odds you will grow and change at the same rate are 0.

There is no such thing is love, there is a chemical biological imperative to reproduce and mate. There is also a human dislike of change. When a relationship ends move on to a new one. Change is the only constant in life.

You're welcome.