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| buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics |
   
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5 | 12.50% |
| make the world suck my dick without a condom on while i'm on the john |
  
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12 | 30.00% |
| buy a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss |
  
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3 | 7.50% |
| it wouldn't be enough, I'd still be out robbin armored trucks |
  
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20 | 50.00% |
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11-09-2010, 06:14 AM
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Perfect. I bow to you.
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11-09-2010, 01:20 PM
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Win.
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11-09-2010, 06:22 PM
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Assuming I won this from Mcdonalds monopoly, I'd pay for liposuction.
Assuming I didn't, I'd do two chicks at the same time, because I'd still be cute enough to do it. I'd throw a few G's P99's way, and some at the cancer treatment centers of America so I felt good about my decisions. I would buy a bomb ass ride, and still live with my parents through college (like i do now) and invest everything so I can hopefully have something to turn to after college is good to go and done. | ||
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11-11-2010, 10:40 AM
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/ob Office Space
Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Peter: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter: Good point. | ||
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11-11-2010, 11:23 AM
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11-09-2010, 01:02 AM
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....I'd be rich.
Ok, not really, 1 million is hardly enough to survive on, however it's a good nest egg to start with. you should be able to clear $50,000 in interest (before taxes) in very safe modest investments, but when you don't have a job, that goes quick. Heck if I hit the big lottery jackpot, (10 mill+ net) I'd still work for about 6 months while I got the windfall working for me. very little would actually be spent. | ||
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11-09-2010, 08:17 PM
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Once you had your $60 - $70k salary, then you'd realize you had more needs than your income affords.
When I was making less than $10k a year, I always thought $15k a year would be awesome, I'd have no more needs When I was making only $20k a year, I knew $25k and I'd be set. etc. etc. etc. It's in our nature to want more than we have. | ||
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11-09-2010, 08:40 PM
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I could live off a million for a number of years living in Virginia.
Probably less in North Carolina or Kentucky.
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Estolcles Guerrero: Human Paladin <Europa>
Kalila Hart: Human Druid <Europa> Lemmi Kilmaster: Halfling Warrior <Europa> Wolfang: Human Monk Estolcles: Human Paladin *Thread postings and responses are 99.9999% of the time not representing the thoughts and beliefs of Europa, including any/all of it's members and officers. "You chicken chokin' pecker puke!" ~Terry Funk | ||
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