If you had a million dollars
 

What would you do?

Go feral.

Pay for EQEmu servers, and the salaries of all the staff, so they could quit all their jobs and work on P99 non-stop.

Buy a large sack of cocain and extacy and just go spend lavishly.
Pay people to do outrageously dumb things, another favorite pass-time of the rich.

I'd probably buy a house and furniture for the house, like a nice chesterfield or ottoman.
Though maybe I'd be interested in buying a nice reliant automobile.

Maybe instead I'd buy you a fur coat, but not a real one... I'm not cruel like some OTHER people.
Why not get the animal instead? I could buy you an exotic pet like a llama or an emu...



In all seriousness I'd probably just bank it. Then I'd go steal more.

I don't really like any of your options, Japan.

Put it into low risk T-bills

Spend 100k to pay off my student loans and invest the rest.

Sleep well knowing that my monthly income is now effectively doubled because I don't have any more payments.

Retire in about 10-15 years and stay at my current job because there is such little effort involved.

Pick a different country to visit for each vacation with my wife as opposed to (let's just going camping this year to save money).

Holy shit 100k in student loans? That's crazy