Kagatob's "Shit stupid Nurses/CNA's say" Thread.

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I always wondered... why is it called a boner? There's no bone in there. And speaking of boners. How bad does it hurt to get blueballs? I honestly want to know. I've heard guys over the years whine about their unfulfilled ejaculation when I told them no to sex. Hey guys, making out does not always have to lead to that, btw. So I would be hearing "Omg it hurts...Please touch it." Lol

You can't possibly be this stupid.

[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by radditsu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You can't possibly be this stupid.

Hi. Don't be a twat. I was just asking a question.

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hi. Don't be a twat. I was just asking a question.

Asking why they call it a boner is like Seinfeld asking what the deal is with airplane food.

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I always wondered... why is it called a boner? There's no bone in there.

In most non-human species there is actually.

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And speaking of boners. How bad does it hurt to get blueballs? I honestly want to know. I've heard guys over the years whine about their unfulfilled ejaculation when I told them no to sex.

Those men don't masturbate enough. Blue balls is a concept for stupid teenage girls to get them to meet the guy halfway and blow him when they don't want to put out.

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hey guys, making out does not always have to lead to that, btw. So I would be hearing "Omg it hurts...Please touch it." Lol

No, that's just you being a tease. Unless a man is broken in some way, he will never ever initiate anything sexual he hasn't already decided he wants to follow through with completely.

[Langrisser]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In most non-human species there is actually.


Those men don't masturbate enough. Blue balls is a concept for stupid teenage girls to get them to meet the guy halfway and blow him when they don't want to put out.

No, that's just you being a tease. Unless a man is broken in some way, he will never ever initiate anything sexual he hasn't already decided he wants to follow through with completely.

/applause

[Malice_Mizer]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No, that's just you being a tease. Unless a man is broken in some way, he will never ever initiate anything sexual he hasn't already decided he wants to follow through with completely.

So, if you "make out" with a person, then you've already entered into an agreement to have sex with them? Sounds like a personal misunderstanding about the nature of consent. If you want to kiss a person but you don't want to have them stick their genitals inside you, that does not make you a tease? Again, I think you have fundamental misunderstandings about consent and what it means to be a willing participant in a sexual encounter. Why does making out have to be a purely sexual activity with the logical conclusion of intercourse..?

Though I'm sure the strategy of guilting a woman into having sex with you has worked wonderfully for your love life.

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Malice_Mizer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ignorance about everything that biological evolution has done to the psyche of sexual peer relations in humans.

[gotrocks]

Want to know a secret?

No, it's not bad. Not from what you're describing, anyway. It's just another way to try for sex when all hope is slipping away.


Lol@ blueballs.

You suck a guys dick for 10 mins and bail right before he blows, that shit can be painful. That's an actual blueballs.

[Nirgon]

boner system

[Malice_Mizer]

There's also this idea known as "civilization," in which individuals interact with each other in non-violent ways and respect the conflicting will of others. I understand the biological and mental evolution involved, but there's also self-control and freedom of will.

"Unless a man is broken in some way, he will never ever initiate anything sexual he hasn't already decided he wants to follow through with completely."

That is seriously one of the more regressive and backwards attitudes I've seen about male sexuality. For any person who has jumped into the purely sexual aspects of a relationship, you will understand that there are levels of intimacy, and an entire spectrum that spans more than your discharge.

Let me guess, when you speak of "following through completely," you're speaking exclusively of the male orgasm, correct? That is the purpose of sex and the end of sex? Typical male chauvinist.