Official Society of Retarded Posters Five-Starring Pact

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There's nothing stopping you from starting a rival Autistic society.

But there are consequences.

I wouldn't consider it worthwhile even if there weren't consequences.

[Cecily]

I'd like to apply for the Editor-in-Chief position if your hiring.

[Pokesan]

no applying. just make it up, add it, and start posting!

[Cecily]

Something for the resume.

[maskedmelon]

Pursuant to the affirmations of our esteemed Treasury Secretary and the honorable Director of the Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls, on this seventeenth day of December of the year two-thousand-and-fifteen, the year of our lord, as Adjudicator of Indecision and Orator of Superfluous Nothings on behalf of the Departments of Ambiguous Intent and Dubious Relevance do hereby ratify the foregoing proposals of MUTUAL RECOGNITION OF EXCELLENCE and COLLECTIVE REBUKE OF INEPTITUDE.

I also offer for consideration that the agreement be further amended to include the following resolution:

Content of expressed merit having originated through no fault of its own outside the Society, having been swiftly demoted (1 star rating)as is right and duly derailed by means, nefarious or innocent, shall be eligible for repurposing by any member of the Society and upon such repurposing shall receive full recognition of excellence (5 star rating) as is due an original post of a member of the Society.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Voted 5 stars, brother.

I hereby solemnly swear that here and there after heretofore notwithstanding do nimbly bimbly swear to have only ever after will vote 5 burning globes of predominantly hydrogen around which planets and other celestial bodies orbit do swear t-

I forgot where i was going. Gonna 5 star all SoRP threads though rip in piece

[indiscriminate_hater]

whoa what's happening?

[Lune]

Your 5 star ratings can block out the sun for all I care, I'll still 1-star IRYD's threads in the shade

[Pokesan]

Pokesan motions that the term downvoting be used whenever you mention rating a particular enemy posters thread; it should be obvious who I mean.

This will piss him off royal.

[Lune]

I hereby join the autistic coalition for the downvote protection of autistic threads