Official Society of Retarded Posters Five-Starring Pact
 

I, James_Joyce, Director of the illustrious Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls of our esteemed Society, do hereby solemnly swear that I shall never from this point forward knowingly vote a fellow Society member's thread with anything but a five-star rating. I vow that from this moment forward, any thread I open which is registered via forum signature as a Society member's thread, I shall make a point to vote five stars to improve the esteem and public image of our revolutionary organization.

I will however reserve the right to refrain from placing any vote at all if I believe a thread is not made in good faith for the furtherance of our Society's mission, or is made by an infiltrator without the Society's best interests in mind.

Make your oaths ITT my brothers. And don't forget to five star the thread.

someone plz help me figure out how to change my sig

This man right here is a Society of Retarded Posters shoe-in.

I would five-star this very post if I could my friend, but a vote for the thread will have to suffice.

click user CP then click edit signature

am i being trolled?

where am i gong wrong

http://i.imgur.com/OppsRsj.gif

OK

put your mouse on the private messages link, BUT DONT CLICK IT

there's a blue bar directly under there, MOVE HORIZONTALLY TO THE LEFT, and click USER CP

how are you competent enough to make a composite gif in response to "click user CP" that fails to include you clicking user CP? this amusing dichotomy can't be anything but a truly sophisticated Society of Retarded Posters ruse. five stars my friend.

i knew i was trolled

YOU WILL REGRET THIS

no that was honest, I hate computers.