I constantly have to

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by Alawen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you want to feel better and live longer, look up the CRON diet. If you have a weak mind and lack self control, don't bother. If that's the case, just get yourself a cushioned toilet seat, good toilet paper, and switch to sweat pants, because the weight is going to start piling up as soon as you're in your late 20s.

weird... that's how i cook for myself cause i'm broke.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Can also it your nose, cover your mouth and insert a garden hose into your anus.

Can't guarantee anything as I've only done it once

[Gaffin 7.0]

prolly gonna die sorry

[Whirled]

ROFL - I dont need that man.... my smoking days are loooong gone. When it comes to drugs I'm a voyeur. I'll hang out & watch the festivities but someone has to be DD.

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by Whirled [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ROFL - I dont need that man.... my smoking days are loooong gone. When it comes to drugs I'm a voyeur. I'll hang out & watch the festivities but someone has to be DD.

damn amateurs not being responsible drivers. the hell the world comin to when folks can't drive while stoned, drunk, or both?

[Whirled]

Originally Posted by Ahldagor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

damn amateurs not being responsible drivers. the hell the world comin to when folks can't drive while stoned, drunk, or both?

awww man; I had a friend killed by a drunk driver so I kinda try to not add to the percentage of wrongness on the roads ever.

o wait; I can't tell if you're joking?

Are you ?, lol~

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by Whirled [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

awww man; I had a friend killed by a drunk driver so I kinda try to not add to the percentage of wrongness on the roads ever.

o wait; I can't tell if you're joking?

Are you ?, lol~

two 12oz beers (bud/miller lite) within 90mins and you're legally drunk on average, but that's beside the point because it's more about self awareness within the situation than anything. some folks are good about it and some aren't. sorry about your buds.

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by Ahldagor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

two 12oz beers (bud/miller lite) within 90mins and you're legally drunk on average, but that's beside the point because it's more about self awareness within the situation than anything. some folks are good about it and some aren't. sorry about your buds.

Actually its all about what you register on the breathalyzer. Anything else is all academic after that.

[phacemeltar]

Originally Posted by Ahldagor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

two 12oz beers (bud/miller lite) within 90mins and you're legally drunk on average, but that's beside the point because it's more about self awareness within the situation than anything. some folks are good about it and some aren't. sorry about your buds.

half the drivers on the road are so loaded up with prozac and lithium, dont matter how sober u are anymore.

[Whirled]

wait... doesn't fiber MAKE people go to the bathroom? Cuz it don't break down or something....uh....