I constantly have to
 

Take shits. I probably could like once an hour.


Is there something wrong with me!? :(

probably a parasite. do you successfully shit every time, or is there alot of false alarms?

might get it checked out

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Rectal_ac759a_1369138.gif

Stop eating so much, fatty.

I do eat a lot. I am only 173 lbs though, I have a little pudge but i'm pretty skinny compared to a lot of America. I suppose I have a high metabolism. I smoke a lot of weed too so i'm almost always hungry. I mean on some real shit, I can eat a whole large supreme pizza to my self from Papa Johns, then have desert about 30 min later, maybe a pbnj too.


Would this be why I poop so much?

Where do you think it's supposed to go?

Try eating less garbage and more healthy food.

Just like a dog you'll shit less when you switch to something with more nutrients and less cardboard.

My body needs nourishment. I would think it would want it all instead of just some

^this

It's the fatty foods in your diet. Eat more raw veggies and high fiber foods.

A large pizza is hardly what your body would consider nourishment. The worse food you put in, the more poop will come out. That's why its called waste.