Adjusted Server Rules

[Darth Bane]

This is based on what I have read here and seen ingame.

Rule #1. Cheat. Cheat as much as you can. If you find a bug or exploit, you don't have a duty to report it, in fact, you have the right to abuse it as much as you possibly can. There won't be any punishments.

Rule #2. Use 3rd party programs. Has a bard been stealing your camp mobs? Use a program that shows you exactly where they are at all times. It makes it much easier to find them and root or snare them.

Rule #3. Talk shit. Especially if you are following rules 1 and 2. You are obviously better than everyone else who plays fairly. They are all noobs compared to you and should be treated like such.

Rule #4. Attack in groups. 3v1 or 4v1 is entirely fair, as long as you have the 3 or 4 people. After you prove how much better you are, see rule #3.

Rule #5. Lie. No one ever killed you. You tripped and hit your head on a rock. That "slain by" message was obviously a coding error. You are far too good to have died to noobs like that.


Feel free to add some more, it's actually rather fun.

(I know some people will want this moved, but this is neither a rant nor a flame, they are observations devoid of emotional context. Plus, it's funny.)