Minimalist Beggars

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You would be accepted but you wouldn't make any Plat. I had Platwhore selling ERP In ec for years. Its not gay if it's satire ERP. amazingly, no one signed up. Llandris thinks I was too direct.

Pretty good OP here though purely on basis of topicality

Stares at Filbus for 3 uncomfortable minutes.

“Sex.”

[Tethler]

Originally Posted by DinoTriz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Would it be frowned upon if I RP'ed as a dwarven prostitute?

It's for the immersion guys, I'm not a degenerate. It's like a study, a social experiment.

TBH I usually just enequip my pants and it's enough.

[indiscriminate_hater]

druids are a worthless class, you should count yourself lucky that they even ask

[Canelek]

Just RP a spell-bereft druid. "I wanted to play a druid to 60 without using spells. How dare you, sir, to judge me."

[shuklak]

Its not that i dont want to buff you, its that i dont want to get stiffed by you.

And if someone asks if you're "free" to buff they mean you are free to them.

[Tethler]

For real though, some people are super douchey about buffs. I saved a warrior who ran to the tunnel with the air elemental beating his ass. Because I'm just sitting with a full mana bar, I heal him up and give him chloro and thorns. He didn't ask for it. I just felt like it.

He runs off without a thanks, which is whatever. A few mins later, he runs back up, stands in front of me and sends me a tell with just "thorns". Just because I felt like buffing you once doesn't mean I'm gonna tolerate that shit.

I replied with "sure, 1 sec" put him on ignore and just sat there. He stood there for like 5 mins waiting before finally giving up and running off.

[shuklak]

Originally Posted by Tethler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

For real though, some people are super douchey about buffs. I saved a warrior who ran to the tunnel with the air elemental beating his ass. Because I'm just sitting with a full mana bar, I heal him up and give him chloro and thorns. He didn't ask for it. I just felt like it.

He runs off without a thanks, which is whatever. A few mins later, he runs back up, stands in front of me and sends me a tell with just "thorns". Just because I felt like buffing you once doesn't mean I'm gonna tolerate that shit.

I replied with "sure, 1 sec" put him on ignore and just sat there. He stood there for like 5 mins waiting before finally giving up and running off.

The guy probably thought you were in the wrong lol.

Theres a special place in eq hell (i.e. red99) for people that offer to pay for buffs and then don't.

[sereal]

Originally Posted by shuklak [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The guy probably thought you were in the wrong lol.

Theres a special place in eq hell (i.e. red99) for people that offer to pay for buffs and then don't.

lmao who does that?

[Tethler]

Originally Posted by shuklak [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The guy probably thought you were in the wrong lol.

Theres a special place in eq hell (i.e. red99) for people that offer to pay for buffs and then don't.

Yeah, it was kinda dickish of me to do it, but his previous lack of thanks plus his 1-word demand for rebuff irritated me. No regrets.

[maskedmelonpai]

I always asked people pacifically whene'er i needed a wolf or something. BUTT, id do it in say and liek *tap %t politely on the shoulder with a warm smile* or something liek that. if they didn't respond within 2-3 seconds id do it to someone else and continue until I got the buffs I needed. OR, I would just sit there and do it openly in a general fashion if nobody looked straight friendly enough, thinking I'd need to liek appeal indirectly to avoid bugging hem.