Minimalist Beggars
 

Use... your fucking words. Every time I see this I can't help think of what an autist this person must be on the other side of the keyboard. Did he use both his brain cells to type a pithy two word plea? Did he have to simmer in his chair for several hours while his IQ slowly climbed to room temperature? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

You may be thinking to yourself: "Woah, woah... wait up, Tuluven. Maybe this guy doesn't speak much English and is just looking for a qui--"

No, fuck that. He speaks English fine. Make some got dam effort.

I mean, don't get me wrong: I'll still buff you. But it will be a resentful, disgusted cast while I shake my head judgmentally.

/rant off

Luls says, WE ALL OuTTA SoWS!
Luls says, SRY!

I always offered to buff people if I was sitting around the tunnel doing nothing because buffing isn't a difficult task while you're eating shit

Hope this helps you op

You want buffs go play wow kid

You get buffs more reliably if you offer cyber in exchange.

druids are a worthless class, you should count yourself lucky that they even ask

potg isn't worth casting for less than 200pp

economyquest

Just RP a spell-bereft druid. "I wanted to play a druid to 60 without using spells. How dare you, sir, to judge me."

You would be accepted but you wouldn't make any Plat. I had Platwhore selling ERP In ec for years. Its not gay if it's satire ERP. amazingly, no one signed up. Llandris thinks I was too direct.

Pretty good OP here though purely on basis of topicality