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View Poll Results: How do you do it (the anus cleaning)?
1 ply - I love chafing my anus 1 12.50%
2 ply - the accumulation of sniglets ass hair represents 10% of thailands GDP 0 0%
1 or 2 ply with hair removed from the crack - i take it in the ass 1 12.50%
wet wipes/preparation h - I shit 4+ times a day and/or have hemorrhoids 2 25.00%
Bidet - !ma r!ch b!tch with high standards and a custom built anal cleansing throne 2 25.00%
Hand - eat with the right, swipe with the left 0 0%
Nothing - cultivating an anus crust is the key ingredient to fortitude 0 0%
I scrape my ass with a steel beam then freshen up with jet fuel 2 25.00%
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Old 11-23-2016, 11:26 AM
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^ I keep a gallon jug of water in the back of truck but I'm a pretty unique kinda person lol
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Old 11-23-2016, 12:49 PM
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I would like to know why maskedmelon's tongue wasn't an option, guess I can't participate in this poll. lol
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Old 11-23-2016, 12:58 PM
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I would like to know why maskedmelon's tongue wasn't an option, guess I can't participate in this poll. lol
Wow, what a metaphor, not sure what to say tbh. Admitting you still bath in the excellence of my words even with your head so far up your ass; I am speechless ^^


How long you been thinkin' 'bout my tongue though?
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Old 11-23-2016, 01:30 PM
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Yeah, well I just came to offer constructive criticism, but then saw wet wipes on list and so spoke to their usefulness, then Blitz comes in to wow us with his corpophagiphilia and well, here we are. I am taking my tongue and wet wipes and leaving now.

Enjoy your chafed anuses and poo discussions!
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is that question open 2 the room? cuz long time
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once a day is really the bare minimum for being healthy. realistically you should shit about 3 times a day
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Old 11-23-2016, 02:30 PM
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It's like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

Sometimes the shit just never stops
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