Pickin up what your putting down. (A new players prospective of the server)

[Tokum-6n0m3]

Originally Posted by Massive Marc [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let me say , Thank you for a great Forum ! <o>
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The entertainment value is priceless.<o>
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I started reading these forums around the same time I started playing on p99 (two weeks ago)<o></o>
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Let me tell you what I've learned:<o></o>
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IB poops in socks.<o></o>
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VD isn't a type of discharge.<o></o>
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Everyone has a Girlfriend/Wife/Brother/Sister<o>
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Uberom has a higher intelligence level then all of us (maybe combined !)<o></o>
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P99 has a young doctor.<o></o>
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20 second blow jobs aren’t considered cheating. <o></o>
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P99 community is full of low life scum that don’t have a job/girlfriend/life/friend/car/house/computer etc etc..<o></o>
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P99 community is full of rich pimp's who have five girlfriends/lift 500lbs/three houses/a "real education"/are rich as fuck<o></o>
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Rotations are for circle jerks.<o></o>
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People suck at coming up with IGN's.<o></o>
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Cheating on an EMU server is cool.<o></o><o></o>

Logic and common sense are foreign words used by terrorists/Nazi’s<o></o>
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Math is hard.<o></o>
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"I’m Quitting"<o></o>
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"I’m Back"<o></o>
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"What’s SEQ ?"<o></o>
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EQizSRSbizzznizzz...



No Disrespect - You guys are a lot of fun to read.

MM (passing time at work)

2 thumbs up~

[Occam's Butter Knife]

Originally Posted by Massive Marc [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Uberom has a higher intelligence level then all of us (maybe combined !)<o></o>

Reminds me of one of my favorite movie lines, "I make more money than Herbert Hoover. Combined!"

[Auchae]

Originally Posted by Occam's Butter Knife [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Reminds me of one of my favorite movie lines, "I make more money than Herbert Hoover. Combined!"

What's the quote from? I feel like I've heard it before, and when you said it I tried Google but I can't find it.

[Occam's Butter Knife]

Originally Posted by Auchae [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What's the quote from? I feel like I've heard it before, and when you said it I tried Google but I can't find it.

Singing in the Rain.

I was off. Full quote below.

Lina Lamont: You mean it's gonna say up on the screen that I don't talk and sing for myself?...They can't do that!...They can't make a fool out of Lina Lamont. They can't make a laughingstock out of Lina Lamont. What do they think I am, dumb or something? Why I make more money than--than--than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

[fuji]

Originally Posted by Massive Marc [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let me say , Thank you for a great Forum ! <o>
</o><o></o>
The entertainment value is priceless.<o>
</o><o></o>
I started reading these forums around the same time I started playing on p99 (two weeks ago)<o></o>
<o></o><o></o>
Let me tell you what I've learned:<o></o>
<o></o><o></o>
IB poops in socks.<o></o>
<o></o><o></o>
VD isn't a type of discharge.<o></o>
<o></o>
Everyone has a Girlfriend/Wife/Brother/Sister<o>
</o><o></o>
Uberom has a higher intelligence level then all of us (maybe combined !)<o></o>
<o></o>
P99 has a young doctor.<o></o>
<o></o>
20 second blow jobs aren’t considered cheating. <o></o>
<o></o>
P99 community is full of low life scum that don’t have a job/girlfriend/life/friend/car/house/computer etc etc..<o></o>
<o></o>
P99 community is full of rich pimp's who have five girlfriends/lift 500lbs/three houses/a "real education"/are rich as fuck<o></o>
<o></o>
Rotations are for circle jerks.<o></o>
<o></o>
People suck at coming up with IGN's.<o></o>
<o></o>
Cheating on an EMU server is cool.<o></o><o></o>

Logic and common sense are foreign words used by terrorists/Nazi’s<o></o>
<o></o>
Math is hard.<o></o>
<o></o>
"I’m Quitting"<o></o>
<o></o>
"I’m Back"<o></o>
<o></o>
"What’s SEQ ?"<o></o>
<o></o>
EQizSRSbizzznizzz...



No Disrespect - You guys are a lot of fun to read.

MM (passing time at work)

Great first post, though its 20 second blow jobs from "strippers" that isnt cheating.

[Jenithia]

I lol'd from the toilet at work whilst reading this.

[xshayla701]

Originally Posted by fuji [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Great first post, though its 20 second blow jobs from "strippers" that isnt cheating.

Whoa whoa, I thought your gf GAVE the blowjob TO the stripper. CONFUSED, WTF MAN

[RapidScotch]

So your GF was/and or is infact a guy that was getting blowjobs FROM strippers? Hmmmm innnteresting :X

[Tudana]

I think its time to compare eturds in the sock!

who would win?

[Cruise]

Shit, I need to start reading this forum more.