Project 1999 - Pickin up what your putting down. (A new players prospective of the server)

Let me say , Thank you for a great Forum ! <o>
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The entertainment value is priceless.<o>
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I started reading these forums around the same time I started playing on p99 (two weeks ago)<o></o>
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Let me tell you what I've learned:<o></o>
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IB poops in socks.<o></o>
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VD isn't a type of discharge.<o></o>
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Everyone has a Girlfriend/Wife/Brother/Sister<o>
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Uberom has a higher intelligence level then all of us (maybe combined !)<o></o>
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P99 has a young doctor.<o></o>
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20 second blow jobs aren’t considered cheating. <o></o>
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P99 community is full of low life scum that don’t have a job/girlfriend/life/friend/car/house/computer etc etc..<o></o>
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P99 community is full of rich pimp's who have five girlfriends/lift 500lbs/three houses/a "real education"/are rich as fuck<o></o>
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Rotations are for circle jerks.<o></o>
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People suck at coming up with IGN's.<o></o>
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Cheating on an EMU server is cool.<o></o><o></o>

Logic and common sense are foreign words used by terrorists/Nazi’s<o></o>
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Math is hard.<o></o>
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"I’m Quitting"<o></o>
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"I’m Back"<o></o>
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"What’s SEQ ?"<o></o>
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EQizSRSbizzznizzz...

No Disrespect - You guys are a lot of fun to read.

MM (passing time at work)