Official Society of Retarded Posters Five-Starring Pact

[James_Joyce]

So I'm noticing there are 3 Society members ITT and only two 5-star votes. It would seem that there is a fungus amongus.

[James_Joyce]

On further reflection I would like to extend my oath.

I hereby place the solemn vow not only to support Society members by five-starring their threads, but to ruthlessly suppress the threads of non-members by marking them with a single star that discourages the thread from being opened by readers.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by James_Joyce [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

On further reflection I would like to extend my oath.

I hereby place the solemn vow not only to support Society members by five-starring their threads, but to ruthlessly suppress the threads of non-members by marking them with a single star that discourages the thread from being opened by readers.

In for the second half of this statement.

[iruinedyourday]

You had me at whatever the first thing u said was

[James_Joyce]

EXCEPTION: because my first loyalty is to the people of my birth, I hereby refuse to 5-star any thread that glorifies an opponent to Donald TRUMP, rightful heir to the Presidency of the United States of America. No matter how comedic said thread may be, if it acts in opposition to the principles of free expression that allow our Society to thrive, it cannot truly be in the interests of the Society.

[James_Joyce]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In for the second half of this statement.

I'm going to need you to formally make your oath sir, to whatever specifications you find acceptable.

So far the only one on record supporting the Society of Retarded Posters unconditionally is myself. Our society is decentralized and I am willing to accept a diversity of opinion, but I think we should all know where each other stand starting right now.

[Pokesan]

I oath to do the 5 star support SoRP voting and the 1 star enemy poster voting.

I reserve my right to sass anyone at any time.

[James_Joyce]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I oath to do the 5 star support SoRP voting and the 1 star enemy poster voting.

I reserve my right to sass anyone at any time.

Righteous.

On behalf of the DoTUYBYOT, I thank you for your contribution.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

I would be more inclined to submit an oath had you named it the official Society of Autistic (Aspergers would also do) Posters as opposed to Retarded. I just want to be able to tell the mods not to drop the SoAP whenever they threaten to ban one of us. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by KagatobLuvsAnimu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would be more inclined to submit an oath had you named it the official Society of Autistic (Aspergers would also do) Posters as opposed to Retarded. I just want to be able to tell the mods not to drop the SoAP whenever they threaten to ban one of us. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There's nothing stopping you from starting a rival Autistic society.

But there are consequences.