So I got dumped today

[Smedy]

let this thread die and tiggles hand guide him to his next abuse victim

[Daldolma]

i am sorry tiggles pal

as a rl swashbuckler desired by many ladies, i do not fret when one slips away

you will find your firiona one day

[Kagatob]

ITT: The quintessential virgin troll and the fools who believe his story.

[gotrocks]

TIgGLES u must READ this IMPORTANT and LIFE SAVING message RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

It's VERY IMPORTANT that you realize, immediately, within the next 5 seconds, that this blonde pokemon chick, who is at best at 7/10, was a WHORE and NOT WORTH YOUR DICK OR TIME. Or rather, she was, but now that the cats out of the bag, SHE'S NOT, MOVE ON.

However, before moving on, you have a VERY IMPORTANT and SPECIAL mission you need to undertake for both HER SAKE and HER BOYFRIENDS (You're gonna be like a WHITE FUCKING NIGHT and BATMAN at the same time if you follow my advice)

You need to call the boyfriend up, like now, and let him know his WHORE OF A GIRLFRIEND has been fucking the POKEMON MASTER from the local card/gameshop. You need to let him know she's into FREAKY POKEMON SEX and that you two DID IT PIKACHU STYLE 3 times a week for 8 FREAKING MONTHS behind his back. You need to graphically describe this process to him so that everytime he goes to have sex with her/beat her violently he instead pictures A SMALL YELLOW RODENT not worthy of his alpha-controlling-abusive male mind/body/penis.

I guarantee you if you follow those steps he will drop her, she wont get beat anymore/controlled like a bitch, he wont get sweet POKEMON PUSSY, and you can SMILE LIKE A BOSS because you absolutely just dark/white knighted teh shit out of that girls vagina.

[Tiggles]

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TIgGLES u must READ this IMPORTANT and LIFE SAVING message RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

It's VERY IMPORTANT that you realize, immediately, within the next 5 seconds, that this blonde pokemon chick, who is at best at 7/10, was a WHORE and NOT WORTH YOUR DICK OR TIME. Or rather, she was, but now that the cats out of the bag, SHE'S NOT, MOVE ON.

However, before moving on, you have a VERY IMPORTANT and SPECIAL mission you need to undertake for both HER SAKE and HER BOYFRIENDS (You're gonna be like a WHITE FUCKING NIGHT and BATMAN at the same time if you follow my advice)

You need to call the boyfriend up, like now, and let him know his WHORE OF A GIRLFRIEND has been fucking the POKEMON MASTER from the local card/gameshop. You need to let him know she's into FREAKY POKEMON SEX and that you two DID IT PIKACHU STYLE 3 times a week for 8 FREAKING MONTHS behind his back. You need to graphically describe this process to him so that everytime he goes to have sex with her/beat her violently he instead pictures A SMALL YELLOW RODENT not worthy of his alpha-controlling-abusive male mind/body/penis.

I guarantee you if you follow those steps he will drop her, she wont get beat anymore/controlled like a bitch, he wont get sweet POKEMON PUSSY, and you can SMILE LIKE A BOSS because you absolutely just dark/white knighted teh shit out of that girls vagina.

I miss Pikachu style...

[gotrocks]

you are MISSING the point of that VERY IMPORTANT message!

focus, jackass, and be a hero.

[gotrocks]

Ok, for real though let me explain.

#1 you need to move on. This will always be #1, #1 is your friend. Move on.

Second, this girl who you probably still have feelings for is most likely getting beaten on by some prick, and is definitely without a doubt getting abused. You want to stop it, but it's not like you can call her and tell her to get out, and you certainly can not ninja stalk her and jump her one day when she's alone because she will likely run away screaming and possibly initiate a restraining order.

So that leaves you with two options.

1) Become a true paragon of virtue, a symbol of hope, and go confront the guy and beat the domestic violence out of him. i imagine this isn't an option for you, because you dont seem like the kind of guy who's taken any relevant combat training (karate/tae kwon do/shit like that doesnt really count, you need some solid kickboxing/wrestling/bjj just in case he actually knows how to fight). So that leaves option 2,

2)I guaran-fucking-tee when this all came out to him she didnt sit there and go, 'yes, man who's likely to flip out and hit me when he finds out ive been cheating, i've been fucking <insert pokemon masters name here> for 8 months on the regular, sorry just thought i'd let you know."

It likely sounded more like this, "yes baby, i just did it once or twice, i dont remember because i was being so stupid and felt soooo bad, i rly want your penis for life kplzdonthitme?" SO.

Clearly, what you have to do to save everyone, including yourself, is call this guy up ( i assume his name is chet. maybe brad. make sure you call his iphone, i bet he has an iphone), let him know what a POKEMON SLUT WHORE his girlfriend is, and i mean really fuckin give it to the guy, tell him every nasty fantasy you two played out and how many times you did it. ENGRAVE IN hIS bRAIN that his sweet lilttle punching bag is in fact a raging pikakchu whore. This will accomplish your goals.

I'm not crazy brotha, im just really good at real life.

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