So I got dumped today
 

Apparently, her boyfriend found out our 8 month long thrice weekly meetups and when pressured into making a choice threw me under the boss and blocked my phone number.

Never even got a chance to say goodbye.

I knew what I was getting into and it's not a huge loss emotionally but I wouldn't of been adverse to dating her seriously. She said she was going to break up with him when she graduated college this year and move into my house but I guess that's not happening.

Since I'm on antibiotics and high end pain killers right now I can't drink and my friends are being a little too supportive blowing the entire thing out of proportion I figured I'd post here and milk some pity/anonymous internet forum abuse.


I hope her boyfriend doesn't find out that she still has a set of keys to my place and comes in and kills me, a trip to home depot seems in order.

This has got to be the worst place to post something like this, especially for you. So...

Not sure if srs.

was she the chick who wouldnt turn off american dad during your stream?

fuck her

Weird. You'd think you could count on someone for solidarity when she's cheating on her boyfriend.

I'm pretty high right now on these vicodin i got for my tooth I think i took to many.

I made the same post when I got laid off.

"if you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at"

Im only here to make people laugh

Complete LIE!
No chick could ever hate her cunt enough to let you near it (except maybe that one we all heard rumors of!!! and really who would want that)

Too

A picture is worth a thousand words.

After you post it, you can blame the narcotics.

A woman who dates another man while she currently has a boyfriend probably isn't worth dating. Who is to say she wouldn't do the same thing to you if you became her "official" boyfriend?

That shit is just not cool; stay away.