Football Sucks

[Freeport]

Football fans are mostly washed up "hasbeens" or nerds who couldn't throw a fucking football 5 yards. The washed up "hasbeens" end their football commentary with the quote" MAN I would be down there with those players if I wouldn't have torn my ACL in high school". Fuck football it's dumb and requires the least skill of any sport. At least baseball you have to do multiple things other than be a fatass and block someone with a set of gear. Baseball you have to be able to catch the ball, throw the baseball, and/or hit the fucking thing going 100 mph. Yeah I get sick of how OBSESSED people are with football players. Knowing their exact stats, how much they weigh, how tall they are, what they did last week in X game, how big their penis is, how much they would like to suck it, what they "should" have done that play, and how much better of a coach they would be than that "dumbass" coaching the team. I could go on and on about the obssession with these guys in a tight ass uniform but I won't you hear it every fucking five seconds but they could care less about whats going on in the world and are zombies to a game that the actual "football players" wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, yet you pay 25000$ for box seats to your local University so you can go watch them play a stupid cocksucking game. /rant off

[quido]

my school just won the rose bowl, and football still sucks

[Lemiddar]

Originally Posted by Freeport [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Football fans are mostly washed up "hasbeens" or nerds who couldn't throw a fucking football 5 yards. The washed up "hasbeens" end their football commentary with the quote" MAN I would be down there with those players if I wouldn't have torn my ACL in high school".

Neither one applies to any football fans I know. I've never met anyone who couldn't throw a football five yards unless it was based on age (very young or old) - and the closest I come to knowing a "has been" is a former college player who plays in an Australian league and coaches high school, but isn't delusional enough to think he should have been in the NFL.

At least baseball you have to do multiple things other than be a fatass and block someone with a set of gear. Baseball you have to be able to catch the ball, throw the baseball, and/or hit the fucking thing going 100 mph.

You should probably choose a sport that you actually watch. The DH on an AL team only has to be able to hit, usually can't field for shit, and most DHs in history run slowly. Generally a team has a couple players who are good in the field, but horrible hitters - Ordonez, Rey. They balance that out with good hitters who aren't very effective in the field - Murphy, Daniel. Pitchers are almost always very poor hitters, and only a few hit 100MPH regularly. In fact, the average is somewhere around 92MPH for fastballs - and keep in mind that's not the only pitch most guys throw.

Yeah I get sick of how OBSESSED people are with football players. Knowing their exact stats, how much they weigh, how tall they are, what they did last week in X game, what they "should" have done that play,

Statheads are far more prominent in the baseball fan population. Go over to the OOTP boards sometime. It's ridiculous. (But a great baseball sim if anyone here likes that kinda thing)

And yeah I know. Too long, didn't read. Blah blah.

[Freeport]

One of the most memorable football endings in college history. Yet I can only shake my damn head at how fucking glorified these idiots get. Our own fucking military doesn't get as much support as these cockroaches of society. Yeah they can play a damn game but they are horrible human beings in every way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v1EVSn95yk
this guy gets so hard he start jacking off 30 seconds into the video. He can hardly contain himself. He gets more turned on than when he fucks his wife.
Don't get me wrong. Video game nerds are sometimes annoying but they ain't got shit on football nerds. Who really gives a damn

[Fame]

Missing the point brah, in america, watching is just like winning, we're all first place over here! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S- ect

[theaetatus]

Sportball is sportball wherever in the world you are... A bunch of barely literate thugs and rapists propelling objects across fields, whether it's soccer, rounders or gridiron it's all the same.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU

[radditsu]

why is he drinking at work? Can you do that in london? I want to move to london

[Doors]

Sports are great but society worships football and it's bad. Just look at the Penn State Scandal.

[Daldolma]

kobatab overpowering societal norms one 11 year old at a time

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Daldolma [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

kobatab overpowering societal norms one 11 year old at a time

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