I use paper plates, paper towels, plastic water bottles, etc...

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Originally Posted by Autotune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well, getting laid isn't hard.

Any nerd could do it, but you probably won't enjoy looking at what you're fucking.


So Alawen not only recycles and shit, but he also fucks the unfuckable women. Truly a nice guy all around. Doing God's work and shit.

I rode some big roller coasters when times were lean.

Here is a secret folks: It takes a little bit of self confidence and the ability to hide your complete and utter ineptitude for one to three dates. Look good, smell good, and be a fucking human. Learn a joke. This is coming from a guy who has zero ability to read body cues.

I've fucked at LEAST twice...with the two kids and all.