goodbye 1st. ammendment

[Rhambuk]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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It's the only thing you can do against bible thumpers.

Your more likely to lift the statue of liberty and haul it from New York to California before you can get any of these fools to admit to any shred of real logic.

Just be thankful your not living in their county or theyd have had us lynched by now.

[gotrocks]

just.... wow.

kag is pretty much dead on about everything he's said on this page. nocturne, i'm not sure where you're getting your information but it sort of seems like you're just pulling it out of your ass and shaping it to fit your own needs.

The world only works that way when you're worth half a billion, and it never works that way on an internet forum.

I'm especially curious as to where you got your information on the 'appendix' your referencing, because its apparently not an organ modern science/medicine is familiar with.

Feel free to provide us with references so we can do our own reading on the subject!

Would also appreciate pointers on which sections of the bible you deem as metaphorical and which sections are literal, because its made pretty damn clear not just in the bible but also in most church teachings that there was a literal god damn fruit that was eaten, not a metaphorical one.

I'm confused. Which may be because im stupid, or it may be because the shape of the shit you're pulling out of your ass looks like a golden statue to you, but like a pile of shit to us 0_o

what do i know, though, this is a fuckin EQ forum.

[Rhambuk]

Originally Posted by gotrocks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm especially curious as to where you got your information on the 'appendix' your referencing, because its apparently not an organ modern science/medicine is familiar with.

He made it up because the bible doesn't reference the appendix and every other written text is heretic lies!

[QOUTE]Would also appreciate pointers on which sections of the bible you deem as metaphorical and which sections are literal, because its made pretty damn clear not just in the bible but also in most church teachings that there was a literal god damn fruit that was eaten, not a metaphorical one.[/QUOTE]
its literal when it benefits his "argument" when its proven wrong then its metaphorical.

I'm confused. Which may be because im stupid

Not even close there chief! <3

what do i know, though, this is a fuckin EQ forum.

You know a fuckton more than these 2 fools.

[gotrocks]

<3

[gotrocks]

waaait wait. i totally just figured this guy out. for real though, theres only one explanation for this shit, hold on let me dig it up. clark's gonna love this. for real though no one is this ignorant, so wait for it......

[gotrocks]

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in reference to nocturne, btw.

for some reason i thought that pic said "yal *****z is gettin trolled" but w/e close enough [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Alawen]

Things that are okay with Yahweh:

1) slavery,
2) rape,
3) murder,
4) ritual human sacrifice.

Nice religion you got there. Nice religious text. Nice.

[Rhambuk]

Originally Posted by Alawen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Things that are okay with Yahweh:

1) slavery,
2) rape,
3) murder,
4) ritual human sacrifice.

Nice religion you got there. Nice religious text. Nice.

/sigh alawen havent you been paying attention. They only pick n choose what they want to believe.

[Alawen]

Originally Posted by Rhambuk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

/sigh alawen havent you been paying attention. They only pick n choose what they want to believe.

Oh, it's all clear to me now. Slavery is just a metaphor for being reliable at work and rape is a metaphor for keeping things exciting with your wife in the sack, right?

[Rhambuk]

Originally Posted by Alawen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh, it's all clear to me now. Slavery is just a metaphor for being reliable at work and rape is a metaphor for keeping things exciting with your wife in the sack, right?

Now your gettin it! they don't mean Literal slavery i mean what good hearted christian would own a slave?