Uthgaard Rage

[OMGWTF420]

Ooooooooh my GAWD so I had sex with this loser just bc I was like fuck it...I'm horny...haven't had sex since before Xmas ....so I was like whatever....this old fart humps like a 14 year old boy...NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW HOW A 14 YR OLD HAS SEX...but he was like a rabbit...and he wouldn't let me suck his dick...wouldn't let me ride it...WTF

i got this message from my friend elaina, she's a decent looking blonde who just likes the d. we fuck occasionally. she is case and point that losers can get laid, she fucks them all the time. you guys need to meet more girls like her