EQ humor

[YendorLootmonkey]

THE DRUID THEME SONG (2)
(Sing to the tune of "All You Wanted", by Michelle Branch)

By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony

I wanted
To teleport you
I wanted
You in my group
So I tried
To invite you
And I got brushed away

I didn't know that
You were so broke and
You needed someone
To show you the way
So I asked for plat and
I figured out that
When the plat comes
I'd port you away

If you want to
I can port you
I can take you
Away from here
No money for me?
Then you can stay there
And all you needed was
Some plat you could spare

I'm casting slowly
The way druids showed me
Your plat is all I need
To keep me casting on
Please can you trade me
So I can finally see
If your plat's really gone

If you want to
I can port you
I can take you
Away from here
No money for me?
Then you can stay there
And all you needed was
Some plat you could spare

All you needed was some plat you could spare
If you have some you know I'll be there
Oh, yeah

If you want to
I can port you
I can take you
Away from here
No money for me?
Then you can stay there
And all you needed was
Some plat you could spare

Please can you trade me
So I can finally see
If your plat's really gone