EQ humor

[tinidas]

THE RANGER THEME SONG
(To the tune of Stayin Alive)

(disco instrumental... naked ranger on corpse retrieval strutting down the pier in Fironia Vie)

Well, you can tell by the way my hitpoints go,
I'm a ranger man: AC's too low.
Blade is sharp and shield is worn.
I've been tankin' mobs since I was born.
And now it's all right - it's okay.
And I may snare and run away.
You can try - to understand - why mobs only hit ranger man.
If you are in danger and if you're not a ranger,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel my bones a-breakin' and my ivy helm a-shakin'
and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE... yeah!

Well now, I get spanked or I get beat
But if I don't get either it's really neat.
Got low delay blades in each fist
I'm a dual-wield man - and I get mobs pissed.
You know it's all right, it's okay.
I'll get my corpse another day.
You can try - to understand - why you chain-heal ranger man.
If you are in danger and if you're not a ranger,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel my bones a-breakin' and my ivy helm a-shakin'
and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE... yeah!

Life goin' quickly. Somebody heal me.
Somebody heal me, yeah.
Life goin' quickly. Somebody heal me, yeah.
Stayin' Alive --- (to beginning and fade... Well, you can tell.... )

DL the MP3, and sing along, it fits perfectly.