Looking for a guild? <Dark Horizons> wants you!!

[Guybrush]

Dark Horizons is now home of Grundwald "Grumpy" Gunderson, the most famous cleric to come out of Kaladim ever in the history of the world.

This means a few things and I'd like everyone to be aware of them.

First and foremost, Dark Horizons will now have the highest concentration of busty elf maidens on the server. They flock to ol' Grundwald like flies to a dervish cutthroat camp.

Secondly, Dark Horizons is now unarguably the best guild on project 1999. There used to be arguments that could be made about who holds this much coveted position, but now they can all be trumped by saying "Grundwald is in Dark Horizons"

Thirdly, there are probably going to be a lot of suicides in the coming days as heartbroken guild leaders around the world are unable to handle the fact that Grundwald is off the market.
Sorry my friends, spending hours healing you several days a week so that you can have fancy items to show off to your friends is not how a devout servant of Brell Serilis should be used.
Over time, your emotional scars will fade. New poopsocks will fill up and cover the old ones in your poop pile and when there is no more room for poop in your house and you die from an infection or diabetes or something, Grundwald will still be there to resurrect you. Just not in your guild.

Be well and beat the rush! Join Dark Horizons TODAY!