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Old 03-09-2013, 02:37 AM
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Congratulations on fucking a bar whore with a dirty cunt. You're making excellent life decisions.
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Old 03-09-2013, 03:11 AM
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The Mysterious Odor
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Old 03-09-2013, 03:56 AM
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I was once banging a girl out in a bathroom, I was sitting on the toilet with her on top of me. It was a small bathroom and i noticed that the fucking bathroom started to smell like a harbor.

What worked for me you may ask?

I stopped breathing, closed my eyes and pretended I was banging someone else.
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Old 03-09-2013, 03:59 AM
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What works for me, removing myself or her from the room.

Only way I could fuck something that smells like that is if I'm passed out and she raped me.
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Old 03-09-2013, 04:00 AM
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Took me 20 sec and that includes taking off my pants. ( I don't wear underwear I find it useless, commando for me)
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Old 03-09-2013, 04:05 AM
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Yeah I have never ever been in another stink situation besides that one...My guess is if a woman smells that bad they REALLLYYY don't give a shit about themselves to the extent where they are probably letting great danes fuck them
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Old 03-09-2013, 04:06 AM
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shit's called BV, surprisingly common for how disgusting it is. I had a similar experience, she got naked in the dark and I smelled it and had to stop fooling around with her. Room smelled for a day or so, pretty vivid memory considering how wasted I was at the time.

http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/conditions/bacterial-vaginosis/
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Old 03-09-2013, 04:09 AM
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I think i'd rather get slapped in the face with dried-up semen cocks than ever have to smell a dirty vag again.
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Old 03-09-2013, 04:10 AM
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Yeah I have never ever been in another stink situation besides that one...My guess is if a woman smells that bad they REALLLYYY don't give a shit about themselves to the extent where they are probably letting great danes fuck them
Exactly how I see it.

Not to mention, I had a buddy get gonorrhea from a chick that was like that. After she left he was complaining about it and at first I just thought it was the slight smell... nope, this was horribad. He washes his sheets/comforter, because they smell, after the dryer finishes and he opens the door the whole place smelled like 2 week old sun baked shrimp. The memory of that smell and him getting gonorrhea = not able to for me.
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Old 03-09-2013, 04:11 AM
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Exactly how I see it.

Not to mention, I had a buddy get gonorrhea from a chick that was like that. After she left he was complaining about it and at first I just thought it was the slight smell... nope, this was horribad. He washes his sheets/comforter, because they smell, after the dryer finishes and he opens the door the whole place smelled like 2 week old sun baked shrimp. The memory of that smell and him getting gonorrhea = not able to for me.
I should say the door to the laundry room, not the dryer btw.
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