Iron Lion Server Event 1/23/2013

[Tomatoking]

Originally Posted by galvaunis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So hammertime and I are grouping, I'm on my troll warrior bradmcquaid and we're all like lol fags im owning your face with grinders and shit

im all whispering these guys as we kill them and take theres monies, sweet mun muns. I was taking alot though, hammertime was helping me, and teaching me throguh the mumbler, so I said, hey mang u take the next ones money lol

hes like, shut the fuck up faggot, which means yes inn hammertalk

so we find thsi assling all like crouching and trying to run its like wtf dude why you slow, just hid or some shit, anyways we beatin the shits outa him, and hes buggde or something he cant hide, though that dont matter hammerturd can seee the assvissies anyways,

but im like bro why you going so slow huh lol lol ass face derp derp, and hes like dont, i pay you, dont kill bro

hammertime initiate hammer time and kills his face, theres blood and stuff and hamemrtimes screamin about eating his trhorat and stuff on mublmle lol its pretty awesome, but then he loots, and hes like, woah

he was doign a transfer to guk or some shits (innythouls my home) so he had like 199k! bro! so im like yo hammertime i need some of that shit i got to upgrade this tarnished 2handed sword that ogre bros gave me

and hes like fucking motherfuck fagfuck motherfucking fag suck dickfag god damn white boy fucking fuck, and im like yeah i know, but you got lots oh mun mun, so hes loik fucking fuckdamn dick drink fuckfaggoty dick drink fucking cock fuck,

and im like, dude, i use your words like a big man, little bitch, and he starts to go crazy with some stuff about paula abdul that i cant repeat, im not sure what it all meant.

so i email furor to log on and help me, and hes like sure brad mcquaid i found a better way to clean up the santorum, and im like what, shut up lol wtf, so he logs on his golden god fansyfuror, the bard warrior hybrid to slice the McShit out of hammerslime it was truly a sight to see,

happytime is all all yellin on mumblers and shit while i laugh, yiblaans screaming and crying man it was the rulest, dieling like a little bitch so furor and i could take all his sweet mun mun loot, THE DOOBLE CROST YUH!

it was a great day, i finally upgradede to a ogre meat cleaver, and

then

I ported up to the house around 7 or 8 (game time)
And I yelled to the assling 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom with reception and pomp
To sit on my throne as the Prince of the swamp

-bradmcquaid troll warrior 5th seaseon, tank spec, ogre meat cleaver, ogre apron thing

suck a d

Tried reading this but so un comprehendable

please dont ever post again

[Rettii]

One day, as a young child, Heartbrand was rummaging through his parents attic. He came across an old newspaper clipping, a Spanish map, and an artifact relating to a rumor of a lost but not forgotten pirate treasure somewhere in the area. Having the itch for material and artificial riches, young Heartbrand riled his pals up and persuaded them to join him in the search for the treasure hoarded by a pirate named One-Eyed Willie. Initially reluctant, the group eventually caved-in to Heartbrand's Jewish persuasion and tales of fortune and fame.

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They head down the coast and stumble upon a derelict seaside restaurant that seems to match the coordinates set by the map and an old doubloon. Unbeknownst to our young Hebrew adventurer, this restaurant was being used as a hideout by a family of fugitives. Heartbrand, the group's clumsy, heavy-set dreamer and teller of tall tales, was sent off to get help. However, the fugitive family returned before he could do so, and they captured young Heartbrand to interrogate him. He spilled all of the beans. This pal was not one for keeping secrets.

The family placed Heartbrand in the same room as the forsaken and deformed fugitive brother, Hammertime, while the rest of the fugitives went to find the other treasure hunters.

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Eventually, the evil-doers capture the innocent explorers in their search for loot, and are prepare to have them walk the plank. Luckily for the timely arrival of Hammertime and Heartbrand, now close friends, the young explorers are rescued and are no longer in a threat.

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The young group of treasure hunters are soon reunited with their families, as the fugitives are arrested, Heartbrand offers to take Hammertime into his home. Hammertime, accepts the offer, but since he is unaccustomed to civilized life, beats Heartbrands father, impregnates his mother, and humiliates the impressionable Hebrew in front of his friends.

Hammertime disappeared into the concrete jungle alone and afraid while Heartbrand was left emotionally scarred for life... leading to his inevitable obsession with treasures and peer acceptance.

[Rettii]

Look familiar Hammertime? I BROUGHT U CHANGE *****

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[Proverbs28]

In the name of allah what the hell was that

[Cwall 52.0]

Originally Posted by SamwiseRed [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

loop dreams

excellent

[Rettii]

who won

[Galacticus]

Once upon a time long ago when the server first opened a character was born into this world under the blood soaked sun of Red 99. Unbenownst to the child the world he would face would be cruel as his parents had cast him down to the recesess of the sewers of freeport to live with the sewer rats he now called friends. He became known as Hammertime.

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In time Hammertime fed off the slop and feces of decaying animals thrown into the darkest bowels of freeport and gains strength equal to that of 10 decaying skeletons combined. Only slowed by his need for consumption of diabetic medication and his bird like genitals which tangle between his twisted crotch feathers.

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What some might call love at first sight, Hammertime became infactuated by the superior masculinity of his new pal and leveling buddy Soldier.

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Soldier however had more important things on his mind and would frequently sunbathe right infront of hammertime to arouse his bird senses. One of Soldiers favorite activites in the city of freeport was getting whiped by various noobs on the server claiming it "got him off" and he "did it on purpose".

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Eventually the love pair united intimately and had a baby in which they named after Hammertimes moms favorite past time boner. Doctors say that due to boner being from an incestious coupleing they would perform plastic surgery to make his face so horrible that no human being could ever possibly love him.

(picture is before surgery)
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Together they formed a trio dedicating to stamping out childhood obesity and have been at it ever since inspiring everyone to watch out for fat kids and how they can effect your experience making for a better Red 99 server.

[Nirgon]

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[Rooster_Cogburn]

Originally Posted by Rettii [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

who won