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Old 06-18-2010, 08:47 AM
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Lol. Now that would be funny.
"Yes I'd like your spring break special."

"Would you like to biggie size that?"
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:03 PM
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"Yes I'd like your spring break special."

"Would you like to biggie size that?"
"Baby, I already am biggie sized."

"Wanna try my McChicken Sauce?"
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:34 PM
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K.. this thread answers how to, but not why to. I say just use Rid shampoo, it’ll solve the problem in a snap [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
...don't see any other reason why *shrugs* [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
LOL!

As to why to... I wouldn't want my girl sucking on hairy balls, that's just gross man.
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Old 06-18-2010, 04:41 PM
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LOL!

As to why to... I wouldn't want my girl sucking on hairy balls, that's just gross man.
I hope you are speaking from a boyfriend/husband perspective and not from the "concerned father" perspective.
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:19 PM
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I hope you are speaking from a boyfriend/husband perspective and not from the "concerned father" perspective.
"So, son, you want to date my daughter. Well, I'm going to need to know some things. What are your plans for work and school? Tell me about your folks. How do you trim your pubes?"
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:00 PM
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LOL!

As to why to... I wouldn't want my girl sucking on hairy balls, that's just gross man.
eh, can't say it's a worthy trade off. Not anything spectacular to do. Dressing her up in a maids costume would be far more arousing hehe. As for the other end, I don't appreciate someones tongue in my butt lol. I can understand a bit of a trim though, for normal oral stuff. So it's only for fetish sex stuff? I like my pubes, keeps my junk warmer on a cold mornings ride on my motorcycle. And I feel more like a pirate rather than a ninja :P with it still attached [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:33 PM
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I don't appreciate someones tongue in my butt lol.
I'm sure you just got crossed off a bunch of people's lists.
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Old 06-19-2010, 12:53 AM
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I'm sure you just got crossed off a bunch of people's lists.
Depends on what you are trying to imply to what I said, which I probably didn't say. Lines arent meant to be read between [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 06-19-2010, 03:26 AM
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Here are a few links that will help to explain the "why".

Ode to the BodyGroom

This one is also pretty good, Bodygroom Man

Enjoy!

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Old 06-19-2010, 04:13 AM
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I personally like my remmington beard and mustache trimmer. Gives a nice even trimm and leaves just enough well groomed hair so you dont look like you have a baby dick. Second i Use any high quality tripple edge razor for my sack, taint and ass. The tripple edge razor gives your sack a nice silky feeling that even i cant keep from wanting to touch. As far as getting rid of all ass hairs it makes wiping your ass the much easier. I never was comfortable with smearing chemicals on my junk....Hope this helps =D
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