First World Problems

FoxxHound · #1 12-27-2012, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have watched chicks and couples on cam4 and stuff but I have never tipped or gone into a private session with anyone. I feel like it's supper cheesy and fake. Same thing with strip clubs, like when the stripper sits at your table and hangs out, pretends like she's really in to you, etc... Waitress comes over and asks if you would like to buy the "lady" a $15 sprite, lol.

Fuck that noise.

I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....

I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.

It's cool brew. I tried to do phone sex for all of maybe 5 minutes?
Sadly it ended with the other person hanging up after I started throwing out. "INC, OOM, Need REZ!!!... afk."

Andrew Jackson · #2 12-28-2012, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by FoxxHound [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's cool brew. I tried to do phone sex for all of maybe 5 minutes?
Sadly it ended with the other person hanging up after I started throwing out. "INC, OOM, Need REZ!!!... afk."

u really blue balled me that time`

FoxxHound · #3 12-28-2012, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrew Jackson [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

u really blue balled me that time`

Sorry bro.

Thana8088 · #4 12-28-2012, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't actually know that girl I posted pics of, I just fond her on facebook. Shit, all the pics I post on here are randoms from facebook, chowhound, MFK, or other peoples hard drives I'm supposed to wipe for geek squad. If my boss knew I did this he would make me turn in my side arm and move back to Juneau full time :-)

WTF? So that story about going out with her is a lie?

And your "friend" the yoga-guy, that was all a lie, too? Shouldn't you get fired for what you are doing?

Ahldagor · #5 12-28-2012, 04:28 PM

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WTF? So that story about going out with her is a lie?

And your "friend" the yoga-guy, that was all a lie, too? Shouldn't you get fired for what you are doing?

you noticed this too. but you have to recall that he didn't know who Dhalsim was...

Ahldagor · #6 12-28-2012, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not fired, but probably lose a rank, security clearance level and moved out of the forensics division :-( That would suck, I have come to enjoy living with my brother and his kids here in the windy city.

all i needed. see you in my office on monday.