Troll Shaman! Being able to OM NOM NOM most creatures I encounter, or put a curse on them if I can't, that sounds like fun. Also, excusable sudden violence.
Being serious, though, probably a half-elf ranger. I had a really messy family history like many people I'm sure, which gave me all kinds of identity issues growing up (thus, half-elf).
Ranger because 90% of the time, I prefer to do my own thing and I'm very independent (not that Rangers are independent mechanic-wise, but in the lore they're survivalists and wanderers). I like exploring new places, especially outdoors. Going on any sort of outdoor vacation with me always goes something like this for whoever I'm with, *hiking through the woods, in a cave, up a mountain, etc.* "Hey, Michael, did you... *turns around* Michael? Michael? Hey, where did he go?!"
I considered a half-elf necromancer as an answer, but I don't think I'm evil enough. My moral compass points West, toward the Valar.
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Maybe a rogue? I do enjoy scaring the crap out of my girlfriend as often as the opportunity presents itself, or pulling pranks on folks. Maybe a half-elf ranger who worships Bristlebane.
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