Nair and your private parts

[Aeolwind]

Originally Posted by Branaddar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My nuts cringed reading half these joking posts.

Y'know I never considered conditioning my goatee. Mind you I only shave like once every 2 weeks. And my facial hair isn't that bristly anyway.

As far as manscaping goes... too much itchiness for my taste.

Maybe "taste" wasn't the right word to use there.

Definitely not the right word.

And I wasn't joking =o.

[Derazor]

Originally Posted by Branaddar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My nuts cringed reading half these joking posts.

Y'know I never considered conditioning my goatee. Mind you I only shave like once every 2 weeks. And my facial hair isn't that bristly anyway.

As far as manscaping goes... too much itchiness for my taste.

Maybe "taste" wasn't the right word to use there.

It doesnt itch if you perform some maintenance more than once every 5 days.

My goatee isnt that bristly either. Ive never even considered conditioning it.

I find trimming it on a regular basis keeps the bristly at bay. Then again, mine isnt very bushy or long either.

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[Akame]

Showoff.

[Branaddar]

I keep my goat' about an inch long... maybe... I dunno, I use the #6 setting on my beard trimmer.

I'd post a pic but I don't think I have any where I'm sporting a shave and the goat. Most are either of me all scruffy as hell or naked-faced.

I'm 29, but people say I look like a teenager when I shave it all off >.<

[Aeolwind]

Originally Posted by Derazor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It doesnt itch if you perform some maintenance more than once every 5 days.

My goatee isnt that bristly either. Ive never even considered conditioning it.

I find trimming it on a regular basis keeps the bristly at bay. Then again, mine isnt very bushy or long either.

Conditioning helps even if its short like that man. The goal is to keep it from being a stabbing implement which can occur even more when it is trimmed down. Your woman will thank you.

[Derazor]

Originally Posted by Branaddar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

people say I look like a teenager when I shave it all off >.<

Dont blame you there. I shaved mine once and I looked like some knd of pubescent version of Taylor Lautner mixed with Jonas brothers.

[Branaddar]

Yeah, it's even more embarassing because my step-daughter is 15 and we get some strange looks when we're walking together with my 2 year old daughter (her half-sister.)

I was picking her up from band practice and the band leader goes "Oh, are you her brother?" I says "No, step-dad" and he gives one of those "ahh....huh...." looks.

[Akame]

Look on the bright side. When you're 80 you'll be the young stud in the nursing home.

[ooantipostoo]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah, it's effective and safe, but remember it's not for internal use, so keep it out of your anus and urethral opening.

I bet, there is only a warning writen on the bottle . "Do not use in Genital area"

[Derazor]

Ok..

So if I condition my stabbing pubes and a girl looks down at my penis and scrotum covered in red bumps I can say:

"Aeolwind told me it was safe".

"Who is Aeolwind?"

"A very reliable on-line sexpert."