Funny stuff you did as a kid, NAUGHTY stuff.

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In highschool a guy I knew squeezed out over a dozen packets of ketchup onto his cheeseburger then mashed the bun down so it was dripping everywhere, then pitched it right into a random chick's head. He got suspended for a week

Also me and a friend once cut a dollar in half and both bought something for a dollar with our half, we had it folded up when we handed it to the person and dipped out quick the moment the money left our hands

Oh and one time I pissed in a cup beside the bathtub in my grandma's bathroom thinking how funny it'd be for someone to just find it and be like "what the fuck?"

Instead my uncle was taking a bath and apparently used that cup to rinse the shampoo out of his hair, he felt the weight of it and just assumed there was water already in it

Another time in highschool I put my milk carton up on this windowsill out in the covered asphalt kind of outside cafeteria area, me and my friends decided to see how long it would make it before a janitor spotted it and grabbed it. It made it almost two weeks until one day some fat kid walked up beside us and goes "All right! A milk!" and grabbed it. We laughed our asses off as he took a big swig and sprayed shit that looked like cottage cheese all over the place.