when i was a younger at my baby sitters house this kid got gum in his hair and so the sitter covered his head in peanut butter. I got a real kick out of this so whenever they were finished removing the gum i put the gum i was chewing in this other girls hair.
at college there was this little petting zoo/train tour establishment by my friends house we were partying at. We hopped the fence at like 2 in the morning and stole a full grown turkey. After driving around for 40 minutes with this turkey in a dog kennel, we decided to leave it in a friends car. Needless to say he woke up with a turkey and a whole heap of turkey shit chilling in his car
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06-07-2010, 05:01 AM
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