Lol Dark Ascention

[Abacabb]

Originally Posted by Phallax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dont even act like you have a car. And Jify wow, maybe you should go cut your wrists.

Yo Phallus, why you being a dick bro?

[Phallax]

Originally Posted by Abacabb [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yo Phallus, why you being a dick bro?

Cause youre the biggest piece of trash to grace any game ive ever played, even Fansy had more class than you.

[Jify]

Originally Posted by Phallax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dont even act like you have a car. And Jify wow, maybe you should go cut your wrists.

You are causing me a great deal of stress at the moment, would it be possible for you to end this today, perhaps we could just stay away from each other?

[Jify]

Originally Posted by Abacabb [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

To be honest you're just a bunch of little bugs on my windshield that I have to wipe clean before I start cruise controlin' into phat lewtz

Abacab. From this quote alone, I shall never doubt your awesomeness. It's like something Sir Winston Churchill would of said!

[Abacabb]

Originally Posted by Phallax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cause youre the biggest piece of trash to grace any game ive ever played, even Fansy had more class than you.

LOL you miss the joke

But yo, if you got a problem with these nuts bro I suggest you start sucking them, before they bust on your face

[Starklen]

Originally Posted by Phallax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dont even act like you have a car. And Jify wow, maybe you should go cut your wrists.

You are so mad right now.

[Phallax]

Originally Posted by Starklen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are so mad right now.

I R SO ANGRIES ITS NOT EVEN FUNNIES.
Srsly I dont get mad ove an emu server lol.

[Abacabb]

Originally Posted by Jify [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Abacab. From this quote alone, I shall never doubt your awesomeness. It's like something Sir Winston Churchill would of said!

Wanna sig it dawg?

[Phallax]

Originally Posted by Jify [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are causing me a great deal of stress at the moment, would it be possible for you to end this today, perhaps we could just stay away from each other?

Hi, you need a hug? Did your cat die today? I feel someone needs some sympathy.

[Jify]

Originally Posted by Phallax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

Answer:

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active.