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[Rushmore]

Originally Posted by taledora [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm not avoiding any question - how can I prove that a higher power (that no one has ever seen before and presumed to have created the universe in 7 days) that had talked to someone named Noah and told him to build some huge ship, gather 2 of every species in the entire fucking world, then He himself flooded the world, and then give you an answer that will blow your mind and disprove this entire sequence of events?

I'm not asking you to prove to me that GOD exists I'm asking you to prove that someone couldn't build an ark and put animals in it and sail around for 40 days.

[Lucky]

for the record i am a messianic jew

[Rushmore]

Originally Posted by Lucky [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

for the record i am a messianic jew

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[bluecross]

Originally Posted by Rushmore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm not asking you to prove to me that GOD exists I'm asking you to prove that someone couldn't build an ark and put animals in it and sail around for 40 days.

I dont know dude how does gravity work, how come you dont walk on your hands, why do trees grow leaves instead of candy canes.

No one is ever going to give you an answer that you would actually accept because until the day you die you will be a bible literalist, and to you it's somehow possible to gather up all the creatures, insects, bugs and whatever else while building a huge fucking ship that will carry them all in a flood that covers all of the earth in water and kills everything living. To the rest of us ya'll just sound insane.

[Moda]

I'm a scientologist.

[Slathar]

jesus was a communist with sandals on hahahah bzzzzzt im a mosquito dont you hate it when the sheets just barely brush your lips and then make it tickle like back when uncle was around well okay see you guys later heheheheh

[Grahm]

Originally Posted by Rushmore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No one still has told me how this wouldn't be possible.

Back in my Catholic grade school, whenever a teacher/priest/whatever brought up noah and told us the story as it happened exactly, I asked them to read me Genesis 9:29. It's one fact that alone makes Noah false.

To this day, we have people who hear God talking to them. We call them Schizophrenics

[Lazortag]

Originally Posted by Rushmore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

why is 2 of each animal too hard to accomplish ....please explain.

Maybe because there's millions of different species living on this planet, because gathering them all would take an insane amount of time, because no boat could possibly be large enough to fit all of them, and because you couldn't possibly have enough food to feed them for 40 days all on said boat. Just a few reasons why that would be heard to accomplish.

Are you really a young earth creationist or was that just a troll?

[SearyxTZ]

Originally Posted by Rushmore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

why is 2 of each animal too hard to accomplish ....please explain.

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[Nirgon]

God wiped the box and Noah rebuilt the community