I want my name back!!!

[Lazortag]

Even if we had a strict roleplaying policy, "Heartbeats" doesn't seem like that unusual of a name. I mean, given all the corny names that the Bard GM's/merchants have (Justin Rhymes? Lyrsic Loresinger? Come on), my jaw wouldn't drop if I saw an NPC named Heartbeats. Just admit it was a mistake and give the guy his name. I mean, a guy named Saddam Hussein was allowed to play without any problems, why what's wrong with Heartbeats?