every single goddamn name is taken

[Destan]

True story. My buddy and I wanted to make alts, and name them after the characters in Taladega Nights so we could spout off one-liners while we grouped. He was going to be Ricky Bobby, and me Cal Naughton Jr. Not only were the actual names taken, but in the end the closest we could get was Riicky and Caahl. Literally, Caal, Cahl, Chal, Caall, etc, etc were taken. Caahl is the closest I could get. It's crazy how many unplayed alts or unused accounts there must be right now...