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It was a link more about the lyrics than the song, although the song is BAD ACID..

Originally Posted by Les Claypool

My name is Mud;
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis.
My name is mud.
It's always been.
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen.
I dress in blue-yes navy blue, from head to toe.
I'm rather drab except my patent shoes.
I make 'em shine, most the time.
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine:
Six foot two and rude as hell.
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell.
My name is Mud.

My name is Mud, but call me Alowishus Deberdander Abercrombie.
That's long for Mud.
So I've been told.
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold.
I've got my pride, I drink my wine.
I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months.
Or were it years.
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears.
We had our words, a common spat.
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.
My name is Mud