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| View Poll Results: HOW POOR WAS FLEXZUS AS A CHILD? | |||
| A pair of Reebok pumps hang from the power line in front of his house; could be worse. | 
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	7 | 36.84% | 
| He slept on a mattress under a bridge where bums went to shit their pants; not looking good. | 
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	1 | 5.26% | 
| He lived in a village where he performed intestinal flora fecal analysis via taste tests; uh oh. | 
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	4 | 21.05% | 
| Family was sewer-dwelling klinefelters who fed on back-alley abortion slop; destined to be pathetic. | 
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	7 | 36.84% | 
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