Why do people smoke cigarettes?

[fishingme]

after a meal, blowing my load, in the morning while my coffee is brewing, one when i have coffee, another one for my 2nd and 3rd cups of coffee, one before bed, one walking the dog, one for shits and giggles, one after a bad dream, one after i get laid in a dream, while drinking massive amounts of liquor, one before i smoke pot (the cold tends to sober up every high i get), one after i get too high(3 bowls from bong, 1 from bubble and another from pipe, pretty strategically really, i drink a lot of water so im out in my kitchen re-fill a pitcher and my bubbler is there, bong is at my desk, and pipe right next to the bed, every now and then ill spark one up during drunken stoned sex, of course a joint is followed right after (fuckin hot tbh), one after i clear my camp and have 28 minutes to med/afk/break